Aries ♈️ - Wasn't invited, but showed up anyways. Try me, Sagittarius!
Taurus ♉️ - Went out and bought three new dresses only to wear sweatpants and a Thrasher hoodie.
Gemini ♊️ - Promised they'd come all week and ended up watching Netflix instead.
Cancer ♋️ - Got drunk and did karaoke, but did really fucking well. Like.. really well- Cancer, did you sell your soul to sing that well?
Leo ♌️ - Knocked the DJ out and started playing All Star by Smash Mouth on repeat the whole party. No one said anything. No one cared.
Virgo ♍️ - Got drunk and hooked up with the staircase! Oh God, Virgo! Damn, stop making out with the stairs! Come on!
Libra ♎️ - Recorded the whole party on snapchat. Everyone saw it and was so jealous even though they were there.
Scorpio ♏️ - "Okay, but why so many people? Sag, you said this would be a small get together!"
Sagittarius ♐️ - Its their party. And they invited the whole entire school... expect Aries... no one knows why they have beef, but they do...
Capricorn ♑️ - Stops every drunk from driving home and calls them all Ubers.
Aquarius ♒️ - Dances like a B O S S!!! The star of Libra snapchat story. Seventeen shoutouts... come on, Libra!
Pisces ♓️ - Found a dog... the dogs didn't belong to anyone at the party. How did you find that dog? Who's dog is that? OH FUCK!! THATS A RACOON!!! "So! He's adorable! Aren't you? Yes you areeeee!" The fuck, Pisces. The fuck.
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AcakOH MY GAWDDDDD ZODIACS - I made my own cause some I read aren't very accurate. Oui anyways, hope you enjoy <3
