MAGGIE'S P.O.V.
Luna gets to stay one more night with us! Tonight I have a video for her to watch. "What's it called again?" She asks. "It's a comedy show called 'What.'" I explain. "Who's it by?" She asks. For the fourth time. "Like I said before, Bo Burnham. " I absolutely love him! He is one of the best comedian around. I click the play button and its nonstop laughter for the next hour.
"Oh. My. Gooooooddd. I think that was the best thing I have EVER seen in my LIFE! " Luna says. I close YouTube and bring up my Twitter. I see Bo Tweeted something. 'Hey all my British fans, I will be coming your way!' Then the next Tweet he sent is, ' here's the schedule, first Brighton,London, Essex, Bristol-' I stopped reading at that point and screamed my head off. Luna covered her ears and punches me in the arm. "Ooowww." I say, "What are you bloody screeching about?!" She asks and I make her read the Tweet. "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOOOOODD!!!" She yells and we fan-girl scream together. Soon my dad comes hobbling upstairs, on his crutches, to my room.
"What the fucking hell are you two screaming about?!" He asks as he swings open the door. "Daddy, daddy! Bo Burnham is coming to Bristol! Can we go see him?! Please please please please please please plllllleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssseee?!" I ask as I jump up and run to give him a hug, almost knocking him over. "Who?!" He asks. "BO BURNHAM! I've only talked about him a million times!" I say. "Oh, yeah. That funny guy." He says then continues, "When is he coming? " he asks. I look at my Twitter and see the date. "November 28th!" I say. "That's during school young lady. " he tells me. "You're making me go to school? Dad, I've never......been to school."I tell him and his eyes widen. "Never, never?" He asks. "I went for like a week before my mom couldn't pay for me to go anymore." "Sweetie, I never knew. If you don't feel comfortable going I, I won't make you go." I tell her. She nods and gives me a hug.
"Our orphanage has a small school program that I go to. If you want you could try that." Luna says to me." They let anyone in. Whether you're on the streets, living in the orphanage, or just can't afford schools." She continues. "I'll try it." I say and give her a hug.
*Time Skip To November 20th*
I'm sitting in geometry with Luna and we don't think it could get any more boring. We take a break and Luna comes and sits on my desk. "Only 8 more days!!" She says excitedly. "I know." I squeal. "GIRLS!" Ms.Rodgers yells and we look up at her. "Would you like a detention?! I assure you that if you do not keep your mouth closed you will be here for 3 extra hours." She says. "But Ms, we're on break. Are we not?" Luna asks. Oh great, now we're gonna be here for 3 extra hours. "Ms.Mystique, I do not want to hear your excuses. Now, go sit down and write 'I will not talk during class' one hundred times. And maybe you will learn your lesson." Ms.Rodgers demands.
Luna just stands up, stares at her then walk out of the class room. My mouth hangs open and my eyes are as wide as ever. I look at Mr.Rodgers and do the exact same. I shut the door behind me and I hear her yelling at us to get back, but I ignore her. I run to catch up with Luna.
"I can't believe we just did that?!" I say as I reach her. "Me too!" She says smiling. "Now what?" I ask. "We go to the principal and the superintendent and tell them about Mrs.Bitc- I mean Rodgers. " she says and we both laugh and we go to the office.
Ms.Rodgers gets fired and now we don't have geometry! It's good for us but bad for the school program. They're looking for a new teacher, but we doubt anyone will take the job.
*Time Skip To November 27*
It's about time for me to go to bed when I get a text from Luna.
'I can't wait!!!!' it reads.
"I know, me too! I'm gonna go to sleep. text you in the morning. bye!' I message her back.
'ok. goodnight. ' she says and I leave it at that.
I wake up in the morning and jump out of bed. I get dressed and run downstairs happily. "Today is the day! Today is the day!" I sing as I run to the kitchen where my dad is cooking breakfast. He smiles and nods. I take out my phone and call Luna.
"Hello?!" she asks excitedly.
"Hey!! Oh my God, I can NOT wait!!" I say back to her.
"I know, I know, I KNOW!! I'm on my way over. We have to do something to make the time fly by!" she says. Then we say in unison, "Watch YouTube." we laugh and then hang up.
I hear a knock at the door and run to answer it. "Come on let's go upstairs. My laptop is up there. " I say to her. "OK. let's do this!"
We spend the day watching videos and thinking of the show. I personally can not wait! I am way to excited.
"Girls, you should start getting ready! " Dad yells and we jump up and change as fast as we can. We do our hair and race downstairs. "All ready? " Dad asks. "Yes sir! " I say as I put my phone in my purse. "Alright then. Can you get the door!?" Dad asks as he points to it with his crutch. I nod and open it, allowing him to go out first. He's still on those goddamn things. His ankle will not stop giving him problems.
We get in the car and we start to go to the show. I plug my phone into the radio and start playing Bo Burnham's "Nerds." Then "Eff" ( http://youtu.be/pQwzVszVmQo http://youtu.be/JEYx5liS4oA <- links to both. first one is Nerds and second link is Eff.)
It didn't take long for us to get to the theatre. Luna and I fan-girl the whole time. "I can't believe you were able to get front row seats!" She says to me. "I know! I'm so happy." We run and get our seats. I can't stop smiling. His intro started and I was even more excited than when I found out I still had a parent.
I got the healthy dose of prolonged eye contact
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The show ended and we go up to meet him and get a autograph. "Hello" He says and shakes our hands. "Hi, can you sign this for me?" I ask handing him my "Egghead by Bo Burnham" book. "Sure, who do I make it out to?" He asks, "Maggie." I tell him, "Alright, M-a-g-g-i-e." He smiles and hands the book back to me. Luna takes the shirt she made with Bo's face on the front and all his songs and lyrics on the back. "And who is this to?" He asks, "Um, Luna and my orphanage, Bristol Maya Orphanage." She says. "Oh really? I'm donating the profits from this show to that orphanage. My girlfriend and I were going over to visit tomorrow. We are kind of having trouble with the whole unable to have kids situation." He says looking sad. "Anyways, you guys don't care." He finished. "Of course we do!" Luna and I say at the same time. "Thanks. Well, let's keep the line moving. Will I see you two tomorrow?" He asks and we nod excitedly. "Great, bye Maggie, bye Luna." We wave goodbye and leave.
Luna and I run to the orphanage the next morning. We get there and sit in the waiting room. Bo and his girlfriend come in and we race over to the, "Luna and Maggie right?" We nod. "Well, Maggie, Luna, this is my girlfriend, Kadie (Kadie is in every story, wow she's famous! Or a slut who likes/dates all these guys. Let's go with the first one XD) "Hello." Kadie says and he shake her hand.
BO'S P.O.V.
Kadie shakes their hands and she whispers to me, "Is that the one you wanted?" She asks, pointing to Luna with her eyes. I nod and she smiles. A lady soon comes to where we are standing and shoos Maggie and Luna away. "Hello, I am Mrs.Laniana (Pronounced La-n-a-ne-a.) who are you?" She asks, "I am Robert Burnham and this is my girlfriend, Kadie." We shake her hand and she takes us to her office.
"So you're looking to adopt?" She asks, "Yes, Kadie is unable to have children." I say and I look at Kadie who is about to cry. I hold her hand and she rests her head on my shoulder. "I understand. We get families with similar situations come in all the time. Now, would you like to view some of our children? What are you looking for? Boy? Girl? Baby? Toddler? Teen?" She asks. "Um teen? And what about Luna?" I ask. Her eyes widen and she stares at me. "Are you sure?" She asks. I look at Kadie and we both nod. "Well then, I will bring her in." Mrs.Laniana says and walks out of the room. I kiss Kadie.
Luna comes running in and hugs Kadie and I. We sign the papers and leave with Luna and Maggie follows. "All your stuff packed?" I ask Luna. "Yep!" She says. "Alright, ready to go to America?" Kadie asks her. "WHAT?!" Maggie and Luna ask at the same time.
