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Nobody is dead :) ||

Bruce has started a Chatroom
Bruce has added Thor
Bruce has added Steve

Thor: For what are we called?

Steve: Curious we are

Bruce: Stop it with the stupid way of talking

Bruce: We have to get {Name} to sleep

Bruce: She's almost been awake for a week

Bruce: A week

Bruce: WEEK

Steve: Chill

Steve: See what I did there? :)

Thor: :(

Bruce: :(

Steve: How bad can it be?

Bruce: She drank a can of Redbull yesterday

Bruce: She ran around the parking lot chasing a squirrel

Bruce: Then threw up in Tony's car

Tony has joined the chat

Tony: I was very sad :(

Steve: For {Name}?

Tony: No,my car :(

Steve: :(

Bruce: Enough,let's add her to the chat and try to convince her

Bruce has added {Name}

{Name}: Morning

Tony: It's night?

Tony: You should get to bed

Tony: Like,your room,to your bed,and sleep

{Name}: I know what you meant

{Name}: And no,I'm not tired

Bruce: Oh really?

Bruce: OH REALLY?!

{Name}: ...yes?

Bruce: Well no,you are going to go to bed!

Bruce: I can't take it that you're awake,it keeps the rest of us out of rest!

{Name}: If I'm not sleeping

{Name}: Then nobody else is going to sleep

{Name}: :)

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Tony: You should've just shot her with a sleeping dart

Tony: But no

Tony: NO HE WOULDN'T BECAUSE NOW SHE IS PLAYING THE FINAL COUNTDOWN BY EUROPE DOWN THE HALLS AT FULL VOLUME

Bruce: WELL S-O-R-R-Y

Tony: YOU'RE FORGIVEN

Thor: I THOUGHT WE WERE NOT ALOUD TO USE CAPS

Steve: WE'RE NOT

Tony: Okay stop it now,we'll figure something out

Thor: I can make her a drink my mother used to make for me and Loki when we could not sleep

Thor: But only Loki knows the recipe and I think he'll poison her :(

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Thor: He is SHOOK-ETH

Loki has joined the chat

Loki: How dare you think I could do such thing?

Loki: Never will I even hurt her or think of doing it

Loki: And I'll be honored to make her the drink :)

Loki: It's basically hot choclate but with a twist of making you drowsy

Thor: Exactly

Bruce: What are you waiting for?!

Bruce: Chop Chop!

Tony: ohhhhhhh

Tony: I have all my fingers and the knife goes chop chop cho-

Tony has been disconnected

Bruce: Ohhhhh

Bruce: I have Steve's shield,and the necks go snap snap snap :)

Steve: Make the drink NOW

Loki: Almost done (•_•)

Loki: Done,{Name} is drinking it and she thinks it's coffee

{Name} has joined the chat

{Name}: Loki makes the most awesome coffee!

{Name}: So good wishjblycn

{Name} has been disconnected

Loki: We gonna go cuddle now :)

Loki has left the chat

Bruce: I'm going to take a nap

Bruce: I left your shield in the kitchen :)

Steve: SHOOK-ETH

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Thor: I wonder if there is still some of that coco left...

Thor has left the chat

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Hey guys!I'm finally back,I know it's short but I just wrote this and it's literally 1 a.m. where I am,so good night,sleep well,I'll post when I get another idea :)

Btw,if you haven't watched the video of the knife you use to go between your fingers and then go faster then try not to stab yourself,I recommend that you watch it or else this wouldn't be funny.||

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