Ashton:"Ashton im pregnant" *throws self on floor* "Ashton what the hell do you think your doing" "showing the baby how to crawl so it can be an early bloomer *facepalm.*
Calum:"Calum prince" "yes princess" "um im pregnant" *gets on couch twerks gets naked* "I cant do that when it's born or until it's 18" "Calum baby I love you but wtf" "twerk with me" "fine" *twerks with Calum*.
Luke:*hands stick that says positive* "holy fucking shit I did that to you" "yes Lucas don't curse infront of da baby" *grabs guitar pokes your stomach dresses up as a penguin* "ok lil one this ones for you" *sings boss ass bitch* like that when there older they know he/she is da shit *nods head in disgrace*.
Michael:"babe im pregos and its yours" "okay babe come here" "x box on are baby is gonna be gifted by being very good at video games even when he/she is in the womb" "but Mikey baby" "no buts butts belong on couches to play video games" *hands banana she/he also should like bananas* "oh god Michael this is gonna be one hell of a pregnancy."
