Cube Fanfics Written at 2 A.M.

So all the Cube members go to Cube karaoke and obviously they all get drunk. Bayani starts making moves on Bee right? But you know how whenever Bayani starts talking to someone Will does too. So Will starts flirting with Bee. And then Straub's always looking out for Bee ya know so he joins in on that mess. And then obviously Graser's just like "OMG Party!" so he just jumps in too. And they're all just conveniently naked because drunk people are cray cray. So like H being the sensible one was like "OMFG Graser you stupid robot get out of there" and tries to pull Graser out but accidently gets pulled in. So Devon's like "AYYYY PARTY" so he starts twerking on everyone. And then a very very very drunk Parker starts twerking with Devon. And soon enough there's a whole twerk team of Devon, Tomahawk, Parker, Dul, and Will because #TeamNudists. Okay then TYBZI shows up. And he's like "THIS IS SO DUMB" but Graser brought his cats so TYBZI starts chasing after them and trips and falls into the mess. So then there's Stacy who was there but she got way too weirded out and just left. Jon who is secretly in love with Graser tries to get Graser to notice him. But then Devon was twerking wayyyy too hard and pushes Jon into the mess with his butt. So Rusher's like "DUL WHAT'RE YOU DOING" and Dul accidently smacks him in the face while twerking so Rusher passes out. Then Dolphin climbs up on top of a table and then jumps off into the mess of people and also passes out. Mr.Mitch just starts throwing cookies into the air and Kermit walks in with his pregnant girlfriend. So Kermit's like "WHAT IS GOING ON? I LEAVE THE CUBE FOR A COUPLE MONTHS AND WHAT THE FRICK" So Kevin's just like "Ay everyone look at my abs" and takes off his shirt. Okay so Tofuu walks in and is just "WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON ON THE FRICKEN CUBE.JOIN THE SURGE ITS FRICKEN AWESOME!" Okay so Bayani succeeds in trying to make out with Bee and Will gets jealous so he tries to push Bayani away. But Tomahawk's butt is on his face so he ends up shoving Bee away. And Will starts flirting with Bayani who he thinks is Bee. So Bayani gets really creeped out and tries to get Grape to help him escape from Will. But Poke has a sudden attraction to cookies. So he grabs one and accidently bumps heads with Grape and they both pass out. So then Mr.Mitch is like "Ayyy I still got some TNT from my TNT shop" so he places one in the middle of the karaoke place. Then Tofuu's like "MITCH WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING?" And then Graser starts throwing pizza in the air and all hell breaks loose. Parker somehow lights the TNT. And then BOOM! Everything explodes. And in the center of the room. Lays a child. Parker's like "Is it a boy or a girl?" Then Devon's like "Obviously a girl" So Pat picks up the child. "ITS A GIRL! WHAT SHALL WE NAME THE CHILD?" Then Devon starts singing the circle of life. Then Bayani says "We should name it Jordan." Then Will says "Ew no name it Will" Then Graser is like "What about Nathan?" Because the Cube members obviously don't know what a gender is. Then H says "Graser you're an idiot!" Then Dul says "How about a normal female name like Emma." Then Tomahawk is like "OMG we're in a karaoke bar so she should be a singer!" Then Parker just randomly started chanting "EMMASINGER EMMASINGER!" So they all agreed on EmmaSinger. Now since there were seventeen of them (I don't know if there were actually seventeen of them but just pretend there were) They decided to name the child EmmaSinger17. (DATS ME) Now the had to decide on living arrangements. Bayani says "I WANNA KEEP HER!" Then Grape is like "Bro I'm better with kids." Then Graser is like "She can be my pet cat!" Then H says "Graser that's terrible" Then Devon says "I should teach her how to twerk!" But Tomahawk was like "Devon no. I shall have her slide into my DMs" But then everyone looked at him like he was crazy because he was only 16. Then Bayani was like "FIGHT ME GRAPE!" and Grape was like "1v1 ME BROTHA!" So Bayani and Grape started to battle for the child. Bayani somehow beat the number 1 PvPer on the Cube like Graser somehow did and Bayani picked up the child. So Bayani's like "SEE YA BIZNATCHES!" and Graser yelled "THATS MY LINE!" But Bayani had already teleported to Seattle with EmmaSinger. Now Bayani is sometimes an idiot... So one day he's shopping and he accidently leaves her in a shopping cart. And someone comes by and is like "WHAT THE FRICK?!?" Yup, It was Tofuu. So Tofuu takes the child and puts in into a UPS box and puts in a random address (He used a randomizing app) and ships off the baby. So that is how EmmaSinger17 ended up getting separated from her true family and got to where she is today... The End.