Batman (Liam Payne)

Chapter One

(Batman's POV)

Standing on a ledge watching over the city isn't exactly the funnest. But it's better than sitting alone in the bat cave watching the tvs as the cameras zoom in and move around all over the city.

Just when I'm about to go back I hear it. The loud, ear piercing scream. With the new technology that I had built into the helmet I am able to point out the direct spot it came from. Taking the secret tunnels hidden inside buildings, that I had found, I make my way to the person who had screamed.

Many people don't like me, yet they always are in need of help. The Authority's are saying that I am a crook myself. Sometimes they take it to far and say that I'm the one who kills the police officers at a crime scene. That's not true though. I'm the one who captures the criminals and ties them up for the police officers. But just very few times the criminals escape the rope, or whatever I have them in, and find their guns and stuff and kill them. The officers never live to tell them that I didn't do it. It's saddening but I can't do everything.

The criminals have been calling me 'The Bat'. I rather be called 'Batman' it sounds cooler. Well at least better, in my opinion. Saying 'cooler' makes me sound like a little boy or a teenager. I assure you that I am not either one of those.

I come close to the spot that the scream came from. With the teleport's that I have throughout the city I am there within just two minutes.

"LIAM, WHEN DO I COME IN?" I know that voice from any where. It's Louis'. This means that Liam is home and brought his friend Louis over. Liam must have came in and I didn't hear him.

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE BACK TO PREVIOUS POSITION! YOU KNOW THE DRILL!" I yell. Everyone is running everywhere to get back to where Liam had last left us. As soon as I get into my spot he comes over and picks me up.

"OKAY, YOU CAN NOW!" Louis walks in and walks over to us.

"SO YOU JUST GOT THEM LAST WEEK?" Liam nods. "SO WHY HAVENT YOU PLAYED WITH THEM YET?"

Shrugging, Liam replies "BECAUSE MUMMY SAID THAT THEIR COLLECTABLES AND IM NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY WITH COLLECTABLES. IT'S VERY HARD TO FIND THESE ANYMORE." Collectable? I am not a collectable. I am a human being. Their the ones who captured us and now we have to stay inside these walls. And we are all so scared that we act as if we are toys. No one ever believed that giants were real but after we, everyone in the city, were captured we knew they were.

Every time we try to escape Liam would find us and would blame his cat Stripes for playing with us. The cat wasn't big just a small little kitten. Anything that moved she would pounce on it. Or is it a boy? I still don't know.

You never really know when he will come in so you have to be really careful. I don't know his name but he sneaks in here every now and then. The only time you know that he's here is when the door is slowly squeaking open. All of a sudden I am picked up even though I didn't notice that I was put down. The little hands that have a slight grip on me scared me. The toddler sticks me in his mouth. It's very dark, wet, and squishy in here. A light is shown, soon another person is stuck in here with me.

"Who's there?" I call out.

"OOOOOOO!!"

SHIT! It's the Joker. Well damn.

"Hey Battsy!" I feel a hand on my shoulder. It's slides right across my chest. I swear this guy is gay. Ever since I've met him I thought he was. But I could be wrong, still it's the feeling of having him around that gets me. Maybe he's bisexual. Especially when we are the only ones around he acts weird. Doesn't he have Harley Quinn? He's suppose to.

-Riddler's/Edward Nigma's POV-

Oh Batman. He's thinks just weird things. He's been through a lot and a lot more will happen. I just hope my nephew doesn't find out about what happened. If he did......

Does he seriously think that there is giants in the world? Wow he is so stupid. And he still thinks that joker is gay?!? HAHAHAHAHAHA! This guy is a loser! I turn on the night vision in my robot so I can see. I am so glad I made a bet with the Joker and that he lost. This is all to funny.

*Flashback*

"If I preform this surgery correctly you have to act gay towards Batman or when he's around." I stare intently at him. I try keep a straight face but it's very hard to do when it looks like he's smile at you, even when he's being serious.

"Hehehehe!" His face drops. "No." He is so stubborn. "Why don't you do it?" Is he stupid or something?

"If I tried, the surgery would be done without reason for being in this new form. So therefore I cannot do this. But as for you. You can pull of the look of being in this smaller form to be better at what you do." This makes no sense so I know he will go through with it. He shakes his head. "Well at least you have the eyes for it." He nods to agree. "You can do anything in this form. And also if you do this and it then you can capture him after awhile of doing it and have him as a prisoner." His eyes widen.

"Ok." He grins, as if he wasn't already."I'll do it!" I run and get a lego Joker figure.

"Now get on here and lay down." I don't know if he said yes because he had no idea to what I said and just wanted me to stop rambling or because when I said capture his eyes brightened up more. Probably both combined.

I take the riddler cane and whack him upside the head. Within four hits he is out cold. I pull the lever and it slams down on his body. It being the squisher. It sends off rays that loosen up the body and as the flat surface is what looks like crushing the body and you'd expect blood to splatter. What really happens is the machine is taking up the body in little, tiny specks. The specks are sent to the object that is on the other table. Which happens to be a lego person that looks like the Joker. Within minutes it is finished.

Thankfully that was the last one I am going to do. I put him in the basket with the rest of the Gotham City people. After finishing with putting all of Gotham City into boxes that already have the address on them. I send them off.

*End of Flashback*

Now that Liam has them they will be safe.

I walk back to The Room and look at my collections. The Hulk, Superman, Ironman and Spider-Man is next on my list. Well at least finish my collection of him. I have many other superheroes too. But those are the first few that I have done.

'Knock, knock.' "Uhh...Sir you have a phone call."

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(Ok so this is my first chapter of this story. It's shorter than I wanted it but it's ok. Plus I'm not good with cliffhangers so bare with me.

If you like this one then vote or comment or both and I will make Ch. 2. Tell me how you like my messed up version of Batman. Bye for now!

Love you! ~mill~

07-18-14 9:28pm)