Zombies. The one fearsome evil that everyone seems to forget. It's an evil that is fatal to those who seek life. Everyone seems to fear the governmental crash more. Even vampires and werewolves have sunk on the fear meter, and they're even above the level of ghosts, aliens, and paranormal activity..... Little do they truly understand, zombies are the absolute cause of governmental crash. The ONLY thing besides the illuminati conspiracy and Armageddon. And what really pisses me off is that people think the Illuminati is STILL worse. First off, Illuminati can still die out. They are just humans that don't care about death and prioritize control. Zombies, on the other hand, can only "die" in specific ways. One trip up and you're either gone or one of them. Illuminati want your surrender... Zombies want your liver. Illuminati are living. Zombies are the living dead. Illuminati are organized. Zombies don't give a rat's ass where they are as long as they can eat something they can no longer digest, so they could pop up anywhere without a sound until you're left on the floor either screaming in pain, screaming in fear, or both. Scared of zombies yet? You should be. If you still need convincing, then you're either an extreme dumbass, or you just need to think a bit harder. I assure you though, zombies are absolutely, without a doubt, NOT a joke. Now that that's over with, I now present to you the class of zombie survival, where you learn from both good and bad real experiences, Zombie 101! May class now begin!
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Zombie High
Science-FictionWarning! Zombie High isn't a highschool for zombies! Zombie high refers to a classes and steps to survive a type of zombie Apocalypse. Zombie 101 would be the class name, and the many steps are mearly the sectioned steps it took for the story to pro...
