When stray kids get jealous of you with another member (stray kids as your boyfriend)
Chan
You: hey chan?
Seen
You: chan??
Seen
You: changeroo? Are you mad at me?
Changeroo: OF COURSE IM MAD AT YOU. YOU CAME TO THE DORM TO HANG IUT WITH ME AND WHAT DO I SEE YOU WERE WITH WOOJIN AND WHEN I WALKED IN YOU DIDNT NOTICE ('༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ')
You: awwww you're so jealous
Changeroo: no I'm not
You: yea you are
Changeroo: no I'm not
You: fine if you're not jealous I'm going tot hang out with Woojin
Chan: fine I'm jealous T-T
You: fine you jealous one I'm going in your room
Changeroo: yayyyyyy
Woojin
You: Hey bear why are you glaring at me? Do you hate me T-T
Bear: no I'm not mad at you it's jisung im mad at >:(
You: you still remember that he's my brother right?
Bear: BUT STILL YOU CAME TO SEE ME AND ONLY ME NOT HIM NOW SAY BYE BYE TO HIM AND COME HERE T-T
You: wow woojins jealous that's a first
Bear: HECK YEA IM JEALOUS NOW GET OVER HERE BEFORE I STOMP OVER THERE AND TACKLE YOU MYSELF WITH MY AFFECTION
You: okay sheesh
Changbin
You: hey babe are you okay?
Bby changbean: nope.
You: oh no there's a period what's wrong?
Bby changbean: im mad at you.
You: well thanks for helping Sherlock
Bby changbean: np also you're welcome for not snapping seungmins neck when he was hanging out with you.
You: omg you are such a baby I swear changbin he's my friend
Bby changbean: fins better friends then
You: fine find another person to cuddle with
Bby changbean: nvm be friends with him but I'm in need of your cuddles babe but come back in and hour •3•
Minho
Minhoe: babe if you're going to cheat on me at least choose someone who can actually speak Korean.
You: um babe what are you taking about?
Minhoe: you know dang well about what I'm talking about.
You: no I don't please elaborate
Minhoe: You were hanging out with Felix the entire day. You didn't spare me a glance ;-;
You: oh thats why you were trying to get a kiss from Hyunjin lol
Minhoe: I was lonely.
You: okay wait for me I'm coming over
Hyunjin
You: hey are you okay you were pouting in the bus
Hyunjinnie: ask chan if he's okay you obviously care about him more
You: you salty frick you're too jealous.
Hyunjinnie: fine I'm jealous is there's something wrong with that?
You: I'll give you a lot of attention Kay?
Hyunjinnie: That's something he can't steal away from me other than you :))))
Felix
You: Hey babe why were you throwing cheese sticks and sausages at jeongin?
Meme: humph I say Humph
You: oh you extra meme just talk to me
Meme: HOW DARE YOU NOT HANG OUT WITH ME AND HANG OUT WITH IN CAUSE Y0u bEtteR sTahp
You: well I guess no one wants to watch vines while cuddling
Meme: Nvm you want ice cream too? how bout my hoodies you want all of them? how about blankets you want 20 I'll buy like twenty. How bout a gourmet meal? how about a MacBook you want me to buy it for you?
You: It works every time :))
Seungmin
Angels voice: Babe why did you hug hyunjin do you not love me??
You: Of course I love you but he's a friend.
Angels Voice: But it was a hugggggg
You: but I love you moreeee and I'm coming over to the couch so move over we're going to watch a movie.
Jeongin
Baby desert fox: babe....
You: yes?
Baby desert fox: WHY DID YOU HANG OUT WITH CHANGBIN. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES NOT YOU AND HIM. THE UNIVERSE MADE IT (your ship name) AND CHANGLIX DO NOT DEFY THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE
You: all I got from that was pure jealousy
Baby desert fox: no duh now I want you to go to the kitchen and give me attention right here and right now
You: aish you're getting weirder than Felix I swear but I love you lots <3
