When you get hired as a worker for jyp
stray kids as your brother
Chan
Chan: HOW DARE YOU NOT TELL MEE ABOUT IT?
You: umm? what?
Chan: UMMM YOUR JOBBBBB
You: oh that. I was going to tell you.
Chan: okay come to the studio to make a song for you let's go
Woojin
Brother: I know you work at jyp now. HELP ME GET CHICKEN.
Minho
Minnie: NO ONE DARE DATE MY SISTER OR I SNAP YOUR NECK
You: Wrong number bro and stop being over protective
Changbin
Bean bro: you working at jyp?
You: yea as your stylist
Bean bro: you can barely style yourself
You: R00d I'll dress you in pink
Bean bro: nvm dear sister who I love so much
Hyunjin
*wouldnt even text you he knew from the start :p
Jisung
Squirrel: I SAW YOU AT THE BUILDING BRING ME CAKE
you: im not a trainee man I'm a noona for boy story you dum dum
Squirrel: BRING ME CAKE PLEASE IM DYING HERE
you: suffer.
Felix
Brother: umm the guys are bullying me idk what to dooo
You: just don't mind you idiot
Brother: noooo that's hard
You: than don't do that
Brother: you work at jyp can you help me???
You: im an intern not a staff ask your noona
Brother: ;-;
Seungmin
Bro: I'm proud of you for getting that job
You: who told you?
Bro: manager song
You: oh okay
*he actually got the job for you
Jeongin
*no conversation he'd be protecting you from any guy with the power of his smile
