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Episode 5 - Extracurricular

A/N: Makoto's censor is a very high pitched whale like sound. Imagine it when I put in an astorisk (One of these "*") in his dialogue.

(Opening plays)

Subtitles: I have no idea what this says.

Makoto: W-wait! You guys aren't really race to the death, are you?

Rin: Of course we are. That's how they do it in Australia.

Nagisa: And prison.

Rin: You ready, Haru? Better say bye to your boyfriend.

Haru: He's not my boyfriend. The pool and I are just friends. With benefits.

Rin: I'm surprised how calm you are, Haru. Considering the loser has to commit... Swimppuku.

Makoto: Ooh!

Nagisa: You already said that.

Haru: Makoto, if I do die, there's something I need you to do for me.

Makoto: I'd do anything to you Haru- For you!

Haru: (Gets ready to jump) Bury me with my swimsuits.

Makoto: ..What.

Rin: 100 metres. Freestyle. Call it, Makoto.

Makoto: Okay.. Ready? Go!

(Rin and Haru jump into the pool)

Nagisa: Ay, twenty bucks on Jabba Jaw.

(Later in Rin's room)

Rin: (enters Swimppuku while playing Words with Friends, then throws his phone) Damn it! Does this mean... I can never win?

(The next day at Iwatobi High)

Nagisa: Ay man, did you Tevo Glee last night?

Makoto: Who owns a Tevo?

Nagisa: I do! Easter Dave found a truck of them abandoned on the side of the road. You want one?

Makoto: Eh- No.

(Nagisa and Makoto start walking through the halls)

Makoto: And I'm not allowed to watch Glee. My dad says it might turn me into something bad.

Nagisa: Something bad?

Makoto: A musical theatre major.

Nagisa: Oooh, riight. Oh, hey Gou.

Gou: I told you to call me Kou!

Nagisa: Does it even really matter?

Kou: Yes it matters! Call me Kou!

Nagisa: Gou.

Kou: Kou!

Nagisa: Gou.

Kou: Kou!

Nagisa: Gou.

Kou: Kou!

Nagisa: Kou!

Gou: Gou!

Nagisa: Kou.

Gou: GOU!

Nagisa: Alright, Gou it is.

Gou: (Makes angry sounds)

Nagisa: Ha! Yo ass just got Looney Tuned!

Gou: So did you guys meet up with Rin?

Nagisa: Yeah, it was stupid. He showed up and challenged Haru to a death race. Neither one of them even died!

Makoto: Oh yeah. I wonder how Haru got out of that.