Kundalas in kundala

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Once upon a time, there was a queen, her name was Vee and she was literally the most amazing person in the world.

Vee : okay Presh make me proud.

An arrogant person like her was looked up to and respected immensely by the villagers and civilians in her kingdom named Kundala.

Vee: Aww Presh you're so nice.
Cham & Deebs: Dude you don't have to be nice.

Deebs: Amazing person my ass
Vee : But of course *flips hair over shoulder*
Deebs: *changes amazing to arrogant*
Vee : hey at least -
Cham : anyways...

One day, the queen was having her morning tea -which she stole from a the neighbouring kingdom- and some really scrumtous lemon tarts....

Deebs : Wtf!? You so broke you have to steal tea from another kingdom is it?
Vee : What the hell Cham
Cham : *continues*

...when her maid came into the room. 'Goodmorning your majesty' she said politely. 'Goodmorning to you too Cleo.'

Cham : *stiffles laugh*
Deebs : *guffaws*
Vee : *snorts like a pig*
Deebs & Vee : No wait, i got a better idea. * takes book*

'Goodmorning to you too Resh' she replied.

*giggles*
Vee : Its a good thing shes not here today. She'd probably start a fight.
Cham : at least i used your dog's name but hey, what happens here stays within this table.

'The people adore you as always my queen.' But little did Queen Vee know, the people were about to rebel and overthrow her,...

Deebs : Okay, it suddenly became a starwars movie. My turn!

...the rebellion was led by Bhairava.

Cham : whoever that is.

Bhairava is loved by the kingdom and therefore they chose him as the leader of the rebellion. Even Resh is against the queen.

Vee : wtf! Give me that!
Deebs : wait you little s**t
Vee : *snatches book* it's my turn!
Cham: don't change anything. Or we're gonna be here forever.

Days went past and our beloved kingdom Kundala went to shit because of Bhairava and the gang. So, the queen decided to take actiom and destroy Bhairava's gang. It was depressing but it was necessary. In the end the whole kingdom loved her again because who wouldn't.

Deebs: what the hell, you do know that "the gang" is the whole kingdom right? You just killed off the whole kingdom!
Vee : ....w-well there were some that didn't betray her and the kingdom continued from there. Cham *face plams* *passes book to Presh cause it's her turn.*
Presh : * wondering how she got here* ... okay so,

Years after the queen swiped out all her betrayers of the kingdom. The villagers were scared to loose anymore people so they lived as if they were dead...

Cham :... what?
Presh : i don't know. Just ignore.

Two years later, a prince from the neighbouring kingdom came upon the queens invitation.

Cham: *laughs evilly inside my head*

The prince was going to woo the queen so that he could level up from being a nobody prince to a powerful king. The other kingdoms heard this and sent their princes to woo the queen too. The queen held a massive ball to...

Deebs : haha what? The queen held a ball like...she held a ball in her hand or....

The queen hoasted a ball to help her decide which prince would be best ; or thats what she told them. Little did they know the queen had a plan to trap all the princes so that she could have them all to herself. That bish.

Cham : there you go Vee the harem that you said you wanted.
Vee : when exactly did i....
Deebs : *snorts* haha my turn.
Vee : hey wait...

But god decided to give some karma to that bastard Queen Vee and decided to kill her. The queen was killed in her sleep by one of the princes she captured. He escaped her prison and killed a guard then took his sword and killed the queen. The kingdom was then took over by king Bhallaladeva from Mahismati.

Vee : wtf. How dare you! You cant kill the queen, shes like the only reason we can still write the story. You cant just kill the main character! *snatches book from Deebs.*
Deebs : hey give it back
Cham : my poor book.

But, thankfully there was a prince who was madly on love with the queen, so he did some wizardry and ressurected her.

Vee :did i spell that right? Whatever.
Deebs :hey what is this, harry potter? How can there suddenly be magic?
Presh: if Vee can be queen, than magic can exist.

She came back alive and killed Bhallaladeva so that she could be the almighthy wueen again. But sadly she also killed the prince cause he sucked.

Vee : *hands book to presh*
Presha : *reads* *gasp* noo!
Cham : vee what did you do
Presh :no, how could you man.
Vee : umm...
Presh : how could you!
Deebs : whow shes really upset that you killed him
Vee : it had to be done
Cham :*rolls eyes*
Presh :my turn

As a queen who wanted to uphold her dignity, she. Gave lots of gold to the kingdom of the prince she killed out of her own selfishness.

Deebs :*scoffs* gold? She freaking stole tea from another country.
Cham : we need to end this soon.

After that, the kingdom went into massive dept. The kingdom was poor because of the queen. The people could no longer stand to have her rule the kingdom but they didnt know what to do. A young farmers boy had an idea. No longer will his family suffer under the queens rule. He went into the woods that surrounded the kingdom. He had read a story when he was younger about how there were people who could turn into wolves, and demons who liked to drink blood l. The boys name was Prabhas.

Deebs : Prabhas my husband!!

After two days, Prabhas found those people, eventhough he was scared to aproch them, he eventually did. Fortunately those people were very nice, Prabhas explained his situation and together they decided to take down the queen AGAIN, and they succeded!!

The queen officially died, but since she was so amazing she became the queen in heaven...

Cham : *scoffs*

..not.

Vee :hey!!
Cham : * keeps book away from Vee*

The end.




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