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Request 21

LADIES AND GENTLMEN THAT PROBABLY DONT READ THIS BOOK!! PLEASE WELCOME AN EXTREMELY LARGE DARE THAT HAS AN EFFECT OF THREE DAYS!! BUT IN THIS CASE, ILL MAKE IT FOR THREE REQUESTS STARTING WITH THIS ONE!

Now I went to find help and instead I found Shingo so imagine him reading this. He is a bit foolish and vain but hey, he sounds nice 

Shingo: why thank you. NOW TO THE MAIN EVENT! WATCH AS MY ASSISTANT KITKAT HERE TURNS YUGO INTO A GIRL!!

Yugo: WAIT WHAT?!

Hehe! *snaps fingers*

Yugo: *becomes female instantly* HUH?!?!?

Shingo: this effect will last for three requests like mentioned earlier. Now Yugo, you have to let Yuri call you "his Fusion Girl" and respond to it for the three days

Yuri: ooh~

Yugo: NOW HOLD ON! TURNING ME INTO A GIRL IS ONE THING BUT LETTING YOU CALL ME FUSION?? NEVER!!

PENALTY! One of the Yu's is attempting to not do a dare! *holds up card* see this Yugo?

Yugo: it's a card. So what?

I'm from Fusion, like Yuri and Selena.

Yugo: ... ok I'll do it

Yuri: yes I always wanted for it to be the day where Fusion-Chan accepted her name!~

Yugo: ... *puffs cheeks*

DONT FORGET THAT YURI GETS TO TAKE YOU OUT ON A DATE TOO 

Yugo: OH H-

Yuri: okay! I'll take him out~

Shingo: BUT THATS NOT ALL FOR THIS DARE!! ITS ALSO STARRING MY ASSISTANT YUYA AND EDGY YUYA!! *gestures at Yuya and Yuto*

Yuya: ... I'm not an assistant though...

Yuto: did he just call me edgy?

Shingo: AND SALTY!!

Anyways, your dares is to sing Sweater Weather by The Neighborhood 

Shingo: anddontforgetthrpartwheretheyhavetofrenchkiss

Yuya:

Yuto:

Yuya:

Yuto:

Yuya:

Yuto:

Yuya: yes

Yuto: I don't want to sing

Yuya: YES WE SHALL SING LIKE YUZU'S SONGSTRESSES!!!

Yuto: no thanks, especially since you connected it with Fusion...

Yuya: DONT THINK OF THE SONGSTRESSES THAT ARE FUSION THEN AND BOOM! NO FUSION!

Yuto: I'm still not singing...

Yuya: CAUSE ITS TOO COOOOOLDD!!!!~~<

Yuto: *loud sigh* FINE BUT ONLY FOR YOU!!

Yuya: yay!

(Side Note: I couldn't post the video because Wattpad hates me for some reason but these are the lyrics

All I am is a man
I want the world in my hands
I hate the beach
But I stand in California with my toes in the sandUse the sleeves of my sweater
Let's have an adventure
Head in the clouds but my gravity's centered
Touch my neck and I'll touch yours
You in those little high waisted shorts, ohShe knows what I think about
And what I think about
One love, two mouths
One love, one house
No shirt, no blouse
Just us, you find out
Nothing that wouldn't wanna tell you about no'Cause it's too cold whoa
For you here and now
So let me hold whoa
Both your hands in the holes of my sweaterAnd if I may just take your breath away
I don't mind if there's not much to say
Sometimes the silence guides our minds to
So move to a place so far awayThe goosebumps start to raise
The minute that my left hand meets your waist
And then I watch your face
Put my finger on your tongue
'Cause you love the taste yeahThese hearts adore,
Every other beat the other one beats for
Inside this place is warm
Outside it starts to pourComing down
One love, two mouths
One love, one house
No shirt, no blouse
Just us, you find out
Nothing that I wouldn't wanna tell you about, no no'Cause it's too cold whoa
For you here
And now
So let me hold whoa
Both your hands in the holes of my sweater'Cause it's too cold whoa
For you here and now
So let me hold whoa
Both your hands in the holes of my sweaterWhoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa'Cause it's too cold whoa
For you here and now
So let me hold whoa
Both your hands in the holes of my sweaterIt's too cold whoa
For you here and now
So let me hold whoa
Both your hands in the holes of my sweaterIt's too cold,
It's too cold
The holes of my sweater

Mind you I'm not good at adding songs into stories so sorry... but imagine Yuto and Yuya dueting to it...)

Yuya: YAY

Yuto: I'm never going to sing again...

Yugo: oh shut up! At least you aren't female!

Yuri: FUSION-CHAN!!~ IM READY FOR OUR DATEE!!!~

Yugo: ok

Yuri: please wear a dress 

Yugo: NO

Yuri: please?

(In the end Yugo wears a dress...)

Shingo: and now watch as Yuri drags Yugo out to a date!

Yuri: bye!

Yugo: HELP!

They leave -Yuri drags Yugo and leaves-

Shingo: and now before we send our camera crew after them, Yuya and Edgy Yuya, you two have a job to do... snap to it, I wanna see the date

Yuya: *blushes intensely before puckering lips up at Yuto*

Yuto: *quickly kisses Yuya before he could notice own blush and deepens it*

Oh my~

Shingo: Yuto wasted no time

Yuya: *lightly moans*

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODNESS!!!!

Shingo: THIS JUST IN!! OUR INNOCENT TOMATO HAS MOANED!!!

Yuto: *pulls away from Yuya* leave

Shingo and me: ok *hunts down Yugo + Yuri*

Shingo: so we found them! They are currently eating at some fancy restaurant! Someone send in the boom mics!!

Yuri: it seems we have stalkers

Yugo: I figured... *attempts to shove an entire lobster in mouth*

Yuri: Fusion-chan, dont. You'll break your jaw and besides you are a girl now learn some manners!

Yugo: *scowls* I don't want to be a girl...

Yuri: well too bad... anyways, after you finish eating, I'll take you back home. Let's just hope Yuto isnt eating Yuya's face still when we get back

Yugo: *snickers*

Shingo: so that wasn't as entertaining as I thought it would be.

Except one part which I'm pretty sure the readers might be happy to hear...

Shingo: *laughs* oh yeah!~ let me explain! I have the voice after all~

Nobody stopping you...

Shingo: so after Yuri and Yugo ate, they returned home to find Yuya and Yuto watching Black Panther. Yugo was about to join when Yuri had..... other ideas for entertainment with Yugo. And they did it right there in front of Yuya and Yuto.

Quite funny but quite weird. I don't judge Yuri though. I mean, this is YURI! It's something he'd do.

Shingo: so for now, we are signing off! AND ENJOY THE FEMALE BODY FUSION-CHAN!!

Yugo: I HATE YOU!!!

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