Bill🌻
-Trying your guys hardest
-"Uhm...I put the wrong thing in..."
-you guys accidentally made it veryyy sweet/salty
Richie🌻
-end up burning the whole neighborhood down
-"What the fuck does that mean? 3 pints of fucking hogndog?" <ily if you get that
-yeah, you guys never cook after that
Eddie🌻
-scared you guys will burn the food
-and you guys successfully did it!
-threw a party cause you guys did it
-so extra, I swear
Stan🌻
-he knows what he's doing
-"I've been to a Jewish cooking class"
-that's not even real, so he lying
-he actually did know what he was doing
Mike🌻
-you guys make it perfectly
-y'all are a happy couple
-make more of what you guys made
Beverly🌻
-can't cook for shit
-"DAMNIT! THE BOTTOM IS BURNT!"
-you guys call Stan over so he'll show you guys
Ben🌻
-so perfect
-he like, knows his stuff
-"bon apité"
-i don't even know if I spelled that right
Henry🌻
-You guys don't cook
-always out at restaurants
-because he'll get in trouble for burning the house down
Patrick🌻
-Ends up making it okayish
-"it's still edible"
-getting a stomach ache later
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☾| 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘 ( It Preferences! )
Fanfic❝Sorry if I look a little lost I just keep my head up in the clouds❞ ↳ BEVERLY M. ↳ RICHIE T. ↳ BILL D. ↳ EDDIE K. ↳ BEN H. ↳ MIKE H. ↳ STAN S. ↳ HENRY B. ↳ PATRICK H. ❝Give it to her however she wants Told her that she gotta keep it down❞
