My Famous Brother and his bestfriend

LIE

chapter 3

"ASHER!!!!" I yelled from the top af the stairs

i saw him poke his head out from the kitchen

"hm?" he asked

I waved my phone

"oh..." he said " c'mon... i'll buy you a new one" he added opening the door grabbing his hat, shades and jacket on the way out.. xander did the same

Ash's car was a jet black lamburgini.. [IKR? big time much?]

once we reached the mall they put their shades and caps on and we walked towards the electronics section..

"so... what phone do you like?" ash asked

" samsung.." i said to him..

"no B... your last phone was samsung.. change it" he said

"how about iphone? iphone 4s?" ash suggested

iphone was ash and xanders phone..

"yeah.. " xander said..

"cmon then!!"

xander and ash practically dragged me to power mac

after we bought my new phone

w/ accesories ( case, headset, etc..) we decided to eat.. we went to burger king

we ordered 3 steakhouses, 3 double wopper, 3 large sodas and 3 large fries.. IKR? even though I eat ALOT, I never gain weight..

ok.. maybe my tummy will grow big but after a few hours it will go back to being flat! its likr MAGIC!!

we ate our burgers on the bench..

we talked about stuff after we ate..

after a while a girl like 15 yrs old ACCIDENTALLY bumped ashes' cap causing it to fall and the teenage girl squealed that my ears were starting to bleed LITERALLY!!!!

"OMG!! I cant believe it!! its Asher Black!!!" the girl said when she took ash's raybans off

girls came and surrounded us then came paparazzis..

a girl snatched xanders cap and glasses too and yeld

"its xander white and asher black!!! AAAAHHHH!!!"

seriously? if I was evil I would put a sock on the screaming girl's mouth.. may I add DIRTY, SMELLY AND OLD SOCKS

ash and xander both held my hand and led us away from the crowd.. but no luck... they kept following!! cant celebrities have a normal day at the mall?? good thing theres no nosy reporters/journalists

great!! just great!!

now there are reporters now too!!!! whats next? girls glaring a me?

oh shit! now thats just creepy

I guess the saying 'be careful what you wish' for is right!!

girls are killing me with there glares!!

COME ON!! hes my brother for pete's sake!! and hes my brothers bestfriend!!! which also makes him my bestfriend!!

once we got outside and onto a parking lot a girl came and ripped ashs hand away from me and kissed him..

me and xander gagged

ash pulled away and went back to me..

wait.. I recognize her.. shes the actress/bitch who is fucking jealous of me!! Im not famous but.. I have 2 of the coolest and most wanted guys living with me..

reporters/journalists surrounded us before we got into the car.

'ash, xander we heard that you two will continue highschool?'

'ash is it true that your bestfriend is dating your sister?'

'Are you two dating?'

that is only the few questions that they kept asking ash, xander and me..

Wait.. WHAT?

did they just ask if me and xander are dating??

BeforeI could say NO ash said

"yeah.. There dating.."

0.o

WHAT THE HELL DID HE JUST SAY???