Protecting You MYG [COMPLETED]

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Jin: *goes to fashion designing company* If you want a star to be a model in your fashion show, i'm right here. *flips hair*
Counter: Exactly who are you?
Jin: Who am I? I'm the famous Jinhime of the nation worldwide handsome. No autograph, please!
Counter: Urm- sir. I think you misunderstood this but i think you have to leave.
Jin: Yah! You'll regret one day if you didn't apply me in your fashion show. I'm like a well-known person who-
Counter: *talks in a walkie talkie* Call the security, please?
Jin: Security?!! Yah! Don't you just show me your fucking innocent face! You fucking just accept me already!!! I just fucking want a fucking job. *security drags jin away* YAH!!! HANDS OFF ME!
Suga: You know you shouldn't have to say that you're a famous person.
Jin: But i am!
Suga: So you just going to accept on getting rejected in every job appliance?
Jin: People nowadays are all outdated. They all didn't know anything about fashion! *groans*

Rapmon: *wants to be a construction worker*
Boss: What are you capable of?
Rapmon: I can lift heavy things.
Boss: But you seem pretty smart. Your IQ is high by the way. Let's see what you can do. Try to lift those bricks there. *points bricks*
Rapmon: Ne! *lifts bricks* *trips on a rock* *touches building* *building collapse*
Boss: YOU'RE FIRREEEEDDDDDD!!!!
Rapmon: But i didn't even get hired ye-
Boss: FIIIREEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!!!

J-Hope: *goes to a company*
Chairman: I would like to introduce you all, my new secretary.
J-Hope: Annyeonghaseyo, naneun Jung Ho Seok ibnida.
Everyone: *gives applause*
Chairman: What an adorable young man. Geurae! Let's continue our meeting. We'll build a hotel at Incheon. In order to increase more of our profits and people's interest, i decided on the hotel should by the beach.
Everyone: *gives applause* *shows thumbs up* *nods agreely*
J-Hope: But it'll pollute the sea! The sea creatures will die!
Chairman: Don't worry! We'll build the hotel a bit far from the shore.
J-Hope: But it will destroy the crabs' home. The extinction of crabs will keep carry on since they don't have a place to live.
Chairman: It's just crabs-
J-Hope: Crabs are like us! They want to live like us too!! *pushes chairman away* *takes over podium*
Chairman: Wataf-
J-Hope: Sea creatures, animals, crabs! All of them are almost like us. They also live in this world too. We want to survive and they want too. *accidentally pushes button* *spotlight shines above him*
Everyone: *wipes tears*
J-Hope: We, humans are just too greedy. We don't need hotel. We have our own houses and it's enough. We can't be a burden to other living creatures. They shouldn't involve in our human business. If they die, we'll live with regrets forever, so to prevent it, we must enforce the law. I gotta need to be a president to give the people realise their selfish wrong doings. I need to run myself as a president, so please vote me. Horses!! Horses are important too!
Chairman: Horses? That doesn't even related to the beach!
J-Hope: *pushes another button* *screen turns on a video of korea's flag waving* Horses are espeacially like humans. They wanted food and water. We don't need to a hotel but a horse paradise, so the horses will at ease and so are we. Now it's my time to leave and i'll run as a president of Korea!!
Everyone: *claps for him* *wipes tears* *whistle*
J-Hope: *waves hand* Thank you! You're too kind! *leaves*
Chairman: Now what just happen?
Everyone: *shooks head*
Chairman: Where were we? Oh right, the hotel. Shall we start?
Everyone: Ne!

Kookie: *too young to find jobs* Mommy! Why can't i have jobs like you?!
Jin: You're too young, so just accept everything!
Kookie: But i want jobs!
Jin: You didn't even go to college. You're last english result is 4/100. How will you succeed on finding jobs with that kind of grade!
Kookie: What about you! You're bad at english too!! Try to spell hdygejdifbejnxjd!
Jin: Is that even a word?!
Kookie: It is so don't underestimate my english words!! I should create my own dictionary! Kookienary! That's a job too!
Jin: Yah! Don't you even dare to do that stupid thing you're planning on!
Kookie: At least I'm still young to spend my youth with this unlike you!
Jin: Yah! How dare you! No milk for the night!
Kookie: *goes boom boom* HAHA!! MAN NO NEED TO CHANGE DIAPER! FREEEEDOOOOOMMM!! *escapes in the pile of crowds*
Crowds: *smells* *faints*
Jin: That's not my child. *leaves*

Jimin: *try to work in a gym*
Coach: So what are you capable of?
Jimin: I got these chocolate abs! *shows abs*
Coach: Wahh! I like you already.
Jimin: Wanna hear abs jokes? What happen if we go to the sauna?
Coach: What is it?
Jimin: Our abs will turn into hot chocolate. *laughs*
Coach: *laughs* Good one! But before i hire you, a strange tall guy just warned me that you got no jams.
Jimin: That's not true! I do have one. You haven't seen the last of me.
Coach: *takes out sunglasses* *turns into rapmon's face* You're lying because jimin, you got no JAMS! *explosion background* *wears back sunglasses* *leaves in slow motion*
Jimin: Fuck my life!

Suga: *works in a bed shop* *sleeps on a bed*
Customer: Ahjussi, may I at least try the bed first? Urgh! There's drools all over.
Manager: Jeoseonghabnida of our careless worker. *bows* Yah! Get up! *wakes suga up*
Suga: *snores*
Customer: Hmph! I should just find another shop!
Manager: Jeoseonghaeyo! Yah! Yoon Gi ssi! YOU'RE FIRED!! *leaves*
Suga: *wakes up* Huh? Is my shift finish already? *sleeps back*

Bwi: *storyteller* *tells story to kids* Suddenly, Bwilightyear fly to another planet!
Ahjuma1: Aww- aren't they look adorable?
Ahjuma2: Agree.
Kid1: Isn't it suppose to be buzz?
Bwi: It's another chawacter (character)!
Kid2: Don't you mean character?
Bwi: That's what i said! Chawacter!!
Kids: No! CHARACTER!!!
Bwi: CHAWACTER!
Ahjuma1: Oh! I drop my glasses.
Ahjuma2: Lemme help you with that!
Ahjuma1: Huh?! Where are the kids?
Ahjuma1: You're right. *approaches bwi* Where are the kids just now?
Bwi: In me belly!
Ahjuma1&2: *laughs* You're funny. Maybe the kids had left early. *hears kids crying for help in Bwi's tummy*
Ahjuma2: Did you hear something?
Bwi: Me no hear anything!
Ahjuma1: C'mon! We're old. You must be hearing things! Let's go for a checkup. *leaves*
Bwi: Annyeong!