Yey a straight one-shot for once
Ples pound me im depressed levi-sama~
"Oohhh, Short angry man's coming guys." Hanji snickered at my comment as I gestured over to where Levi was coming from. Since his ears are sharp as hell, he snapped his head over to me and glared at me. I silently gulped but then casually leaned on one elbow, smiling at him.
"Heyy, elf-boy. I mean elf captain, I mean Captain Levi. I'msosorry. Nice to meet you how are you--" I was cut off by Levi.
"Office. Now." He sternly said and I snickered. As his figure retreated, I nervously looked back at the worried people.
"Guys, pray for me. Let's just hope that he doesn't make me clean the whole building." I fakely sobbed and Hanji comfortingly patted my back.
"Aww, thanks Hanji... You're the best friend ever." I said, snuggling into her. I stood up and took in a breath, saluting the wall.
"Elf man, here I come!" I marched down the hall and into his office. Wait.
I froze and looked back.
"Who's office am I supposed to go to?! All he said was 'office now'!" I groaned and they all facepalmed, sweatdropping at my forced stupidness.
At fafa Levi's office
"Hola amigo Levi the elfman, why is it that you call me hereee?" I neevously chuckled as I spoke in a fake spanish accent.
"Tututurutut...." I trailed off as he glared at me. I gulped and properly stood up.
"Sorry shorty I mean Levi. I mean captain Levi."
FucFUCKUJnKGucFic pray for me
He sharply stood up and slammed his hands down on his desk.
"Clean the whole building. Now." I stared at him in horror, petrified.
"NNNooOO.. NO."
"Do it, NOW!" I sobbed and nodded, leaving his office.
After cleaning
"Pew! What a day!" I said and wiped my sweat from my forehead. It's been an hour already since he ordered me to clean the whole building and I've onky started. I've only cleaned the outside of his office so far.
I grinned and looked at my work.
"Heheh, Shorty's gonna be proud of me I'm sure!" I sighed with happiness but froze in fear when Levi's office room suddenly slammed open. He glared up at me and looked down at the floor. Back to me and to the floor again.
"You know you might get dizzy." I said with a casual tone. His eyes twitched.
"What. Is. This?!" He shouted at me, looking down the hallway only to see that none of it has been cleaned. I pouted and looked down at my feet.
"Captain Levi, I tried my best to clean the outside of your office. Look." I pointed at the clean and shiny floor right outside of his office. He mentally groaned.
He shook his head at me, "You know what? I'm done." He slammed the door shut in front of me. I shrugged.
"Okay. At least I took my time to clean the outside if your office you nut. Go back to sleeping with your windex sh*tty captain." I frowned and mumbled.
Suddenly, somebody started clapping behind me.
"Wow! You actually managed to make him give up? Good job (Y/n)!" I blushed, overwhelmed by Hanji's praises.
"Aww, thank you." I said and smiled.
"You're the nicest person alive."
The end.
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