It was the final act of the night, as the contestant walked on stage I knew it was weird. The person was in a blue cat costume, walking autistically across the stage. As the act started the man on stage asked "Can the semi good looking lady come up here?". As he said that Howie Mandell got up from his chair ready to walk on stage. "No i said semi good looking not hot as shit". That being said Simion Cowarderl walked on stage.
"What am I doing up here?" he thought as the man started putting on what he called "THE OVEN MITT OF DOOM". The man proceeded to take out windex and a single hotdog ,"LAY THE FUCK DOWN SIMONION AND SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND ARMS!" he exclaimed furiously.
Simonui did as told and did a t-pose on the ground with his legs open.As he finished that, the man called 9 others on stage. The nine gathered around him with anger in their eyes simonip looked around worriedly. Soon the 10 men crouched and extended their arms in a t-position all holding two single hotdogs minus the man with windex. Spastically they all started screaming "ASSERTING DOMINACE ,ASSERTING DOMINACE!" and then they all got undressed and started haveing an orgy on stage cum flying everywhere shit ,piss ,vomit everything as another man walked on stage dressed as Captain America asking if it was his turn yet as he looked at a fainted Simouion Cowners and an orgy. The man looked frantically away and tried to run at no avail as the 10 men ganged up on him and brought him into the orgy. Soon the act ended and everyone clapped while everyone went home. Little did they know what was to come of Simuyion Cowpenis and his furious revenge against the men who did this to him.
The End
-Kihouko