Exposing Snakes

I always get the ugly hoes

Double story time cause they are both short

So my cousin got her phone taken away so before it got taken away she gave me her snap to continue her streaks. I have a couple strories with the people i met on her snap that added my snap back. I gave myself a lil promo cause she has a snap score of 200,000 and gets a lot of views per snap.

"GIVE ME MY FOOKIN CLOUT"

Out of the 40 something people that added me back this guy stood out.

Out of all of the carribeans this nikka stood out

We will call him "Beef Juice"
*inside joke*

So beef juice has been a dick since i added him on snap. One day i saw that he had some app that he could watch movies with. It didn't look like Netflix or Hulu so i asked him what app is it called. Wanna know what this nig replies with? He says "send pic then I'll tell you 😉"

THE NIGGATRY IS OUTSTANDING!!!
what do you mean send pic? Then he texts me "oh it doesn't have to be nudes if you want 🙈". NIKKA I IS A MINOR YUUURD! I didn't send nudes btw. I respect myself. So i send a regular pic of myself then this kid kept asking me to send more.

This kid was prolly beating his meat or something to the pictures. They weren't even that hot. I'm not even that hot. Why are you jacking off? Where's your parents?

I slowly start to get get fed up and i left him a voice message. I said something like "just tell me the app or at least screen shot it instead of beating off your dick". This dude wanna tell me "i ain't beat my dick yet"

YET??
Whole lotta SUS GOING ON
Yet? What do you mean yet? I just stopped texting him for a few hours until he finally gave me the app name. It was some ghetto bootleg movie app that some guy just recorded the movie from his iPhone 4 with by himself with a large Diet Coke. He prolly wore yellow crocs too.

This dude sent me a pic of him with his yee yee ass haircut. He looked 6.

I was bothering him non stop for 3 hours to find some app i can't even download or else my phone will get a virus. What the actual hell??

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Story #2
So basically every day this guy would post like softcore porn of like "couple goals" or lesbian couples shoving their tongue down the others mouth. He would post like twenty of those pics and then caption them saying shit like "i want me a girlfriend like this" or "I'm so tired of being single".

I dm this kid cause it got annoying seeing that every time i go on snap. I told him something along the lines of "stop moaning on snap about you being all horny and get a girl or something". I thought he would stop jacking off on snap and be on his way to find a girl. I thought my Dr. Phil advise would help.

It didn't

He thought i was flirting with him

He thought i was flirting with HIM
OH HELLLLLL NAH
ON GOD I WOULD RATHER DIE
HE LOOKS LIKE THAT ROACH EATING THE BURGER FROM SPONGEBOB

HOW DO YOU CONFUSE THAT WITH ME FLIRTING MY GUY???

Anywhore this guy is asking me random stuff like "when can you come over" or like "can you take uber so we can go on a date". NIKKA ION WANT YOUUUU! Hop off my dick. Don't ride me like flirtatious goofy ass. I repeated that i didn't want to date him 50 times but this kid thought i was joking.

Why would i take an uber to your apartment which is like 1 hour away from my house!?!?!? WHY WOULD MY CHEAP HAITIAN ASS SPEND MONEY FOR A DICK APPOINTMENT??? EXPLAIN....

Nikka had the audacity to call me "chéri". Chéri is a name you would normally call your significant other. Don't call me that okuuuurrt. Please no just no. He really wildin out.

After saying no for the 67th time he wants to flip it back to me. He wants to look like the victim.

Dayuuuummmmm how come people love being the victim in all situations?? Victim blaming is really a hobby at this point Bruv. Hoes gonna be hoes. Sounds like Fake Tomboy.

Toodles by the noodles~