May Death (Bill Cipher x Reader)

Chapter 18

"Humanism. Metronism. Vetronosus!" Mabel's eyes glowed purple as the sky went gray and slowed. "Triangulus! Entangulus!" Mabel dropped her to knees. She clutched her stomach as if in extreme pain. I put my hand out to help her, but I couldn't touch her. There was something like a forcefield surrounding her. "Egassem sdrawkcab! Egassem sdrawkcab! Egassem sdrawkcab! Egassem sdrawkcab!" The world came to a complete stop. The forcefield gave and I wrapped my arms around Mabel.
A hole in sky appeared, in the shape of a heart. An eye opened in the middle and a high-pitched giggle filled the area.
"Oh, my, god! Gravity Falls it is great to be back!" The figure exclaimed.
"Oh my god." Mabel breathed.
"Pines twins! At least it isn't Ford or Stanley." The figure mumbled.
"Y/N!" Mabel exclaimed.
"Shooting Star." Mabel wrapped her arms around the figure. I was skeptical. "Pine Tree." The figure held it's arms open for me.
"Only... Bill called me Pine Tree..." I stammered.
"Bitch, you know that ain't true. I know you remember. Right before you stepped onto the circle. I also called you Dippy and Dipstick." The figure rolled it's eyes. "If you're still skeptical, ask me something only I would know." I thought for a second.
"Wendy's sign?" The figure laughed.
"Good one." The purple triangle dragged her two fingers across her lips and turned them outward, flicking the air. I breathed a sigh of relief. "You know, I debated winking, just to freak you out, but I figured that wasn't the BEST time." We all chuckled. "Now, where are those two twin hating freaks?" Y/N asked.
"Grunkle Stan is inside and Great Uncle Ford is down in his weird basement." Mabel explained.
"Go get them... I wanna say hi." Mabel nodded and ran towards the house. Y/N didn't say anything.
"Isn't this the part where you turn to me and tell me you need help with a plan that looks good on the outside but is really evil?" Y/N chuckled.
"Dip, you've been hanging around my fiance too much." We laughed.
"Wait." I paused. Y/N stared at me, obviously expecting me to say something. I gave in. "Fiance?" She nodded.
"Yep, Dipstick. Bill and I are getting married." She turned to me. "You have to promise not to tell anyone, especially Mabel." I was taken aback.
"Wait, what?"
"Dipper, I want her to be my maid of honor. If you tell Mabel, she'll tell everyone. That CANNOT happen. Please promise me." I chuckled.
"And here's the plan."
"Mason, please." I suddenly knew how dire the situation was. Nobody ever used my real name so people didn't take it lightly.
"Ok." Mabel came bounding out of the house.
"They're coming!" She squealed.
"And Waddles?"
"Oh yeah! He's in my room taking a nap right now. He loves his naps!" Mabel laughed. "WOP WOP!" She stuck her tongue out.
"Yeah, when Mabel and I almost went home, Stan didn't want to have to deal with the pig anymore so he scream, 'Agh! You know what? Forget it! I lived with this pig all summer, now your parents are gonna have to. Hey, bus guy! This pig is comin' with the kids!' Then the bus driver was all, 'Now, hold on a second. Bringing animals aboard a moving vehicle is strictly prohibited by-.' Stan pulled out his brass knuckles and Ford moved his jacket aside to show his gun. The bus driver got all flustered and said, 'Wah...w-w-welcome aboard. You can sit in the front row, pig." Y/N gave a forced laugh.
"Wha... Why didn't you go home?"
"We didn't want to. Grunkle Stan arranged it with our parents and we can stay for a little longer."
"I know that makes you happy."
Stan and Ford came running out of the building.
"Y/N!" They shouted. They wrapped their arms around her.
"God, it feels like we haven't seen you in forever."
"It's only been six months, Stanley." She hugged him again.
"Well, I've missed you, ok?"
"Ok, tough guy." She moved to Ford.
"Hello, Sixer. How you been doing, here with the kids and Stanley?" He chuckled.
"Pretty good."
"And what's this I hear about you guys threatening an innocent bus driver?" She put on her best 'I'm a 'disappointed' parent' face.
"Ahhh... Yeah... About that..." Stanley and Stanford rubbed the back of their necks, awkwardly.
"I'm just kidding, guys. I'm not your mom! I'm younger than you!" The men chuckled.
"Yeah, yeah. I knew that... uh..." Stan gaped and we laughed.
"Now about your punishments!" The men gulped. "How about I just take your teeth out like Bill did with that deer? Sound good?" She didn't wait for an answer. She circled her finger in the air and the old men's teeth came flying out of their mouths.
"You know, that was refreshingly painless." Ford gummed. She circled her hand again and they went back in.
"They are all in the right spot... probably." Everyone laughed. She looked sadly at the floor.
"Guys I... gotta go. I have to help set something up... How about you summon me in a week and I can tell you all then." She turned to me and did Wendy's signal. I did it back.
"Just remember. Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYEEEEE!!!!"
A flash of light later and the land was exactly how we had left it when we summoned Y/N.
"That is one hell of a catchphrase that she stole from Bill." Mabel said. We all laughed.
"So, Dipper..." Stan rocked back and forth on his feet. "You know Y/N's secret?" I shook my head. "THAT is total bullshit." Stan raised an eyebrow. "Tell us, tell us, tell us." I shook my head.
"I have a promise to Y/N. No." I took a few steps toward the shack. Nobody said anything. "Ok, ok, since you twisted my arm." Ford and Stan rolled t heir eyes.
"Tell us, Dip!" Mabel yelled, impatiently.
"Well... Y/N... and Bill... are getting..." I began.
"A demon puppy?" Mabel guessed. I shook my head. "A new gun showcase?" Ford asked. I shook my head. "A singing fish?" Stan guessed. I shook my head.
"Married! They're getting married!" Everyone began to scream with joy. "Don't say anything to her! She'll kill me!" Everyone did Wendy's sign. "Fuck you guys." I walked into the house. Everyone else laughed.