I CANNOT GET THE FUCKIN SONG OUT OF MY HEAD

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CAN I GET A FUCK SLEEP!

Also if you wanna skip all the shit ima say just scroll on down!


"MUM"

"I AM RONALD MC DONALD THIS IS NOT A PHASE"

"WHAT THE FUCK"





"MUM"

"WHAT IS IT GREG"

"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME GREG I AM THE EASTER BUNNY AND I SHALL DESTROY ALL OF UR CANDY"

*HOPS AWAY*

THE MUM: *DISAPPOINTED IN SO MANY LEVELS*





"MUM DO YOU LOVE ME?"

"SOMETIMES"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMETIMES?!"

"LIKE RN I DON'T LOVE YOU CUZ YOU KEEP ASKING ME QUESTIONS AND UR A GROWN MAN IN HIS 50'S LIVING IN HIS MUM'S HOUSE"

"DAMN ALRIGHT HURTING MY FEELINGS FUCK"

"LANGUAGE!"








wHeRe ArE tHe PiCs SaTAn?!

WElL tHeY aRE rIGHt hERe







WElL tHeY aRE rIGHt hERe

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