KOTLC Songs

Frozen: Fixer Upper

Sophie, Keefe, Magnet Leto, Lady Gisela, Teirgan. (Maybe Alvar and Biana) 

Lady Gisela: Is it the clumpy way he walks?
Magnet Leto: Or the grumpy way he talks?
Teirgan: Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet?
Lady Gisela: And though we know he washes well, he always ends up sorta smelly
All: But you'll never meet a fella who's as sensitive and sweet

Sophie: That's nice, but---

All: So he's a bit of a fixer upper. So he's got a few flaws
Lady Gisela: His peculiar brain, dear, his thing for the gulon. 
All: That's outside a few of nature's laws

Keefe: This is not about me!

All: So he's a bit of a fixer upper, but this we're certain of
You can fix this fixer upper with a little bit of love.

Keefe: Can we please stop talking about this? We have a real problem here.

Lady Gisela: Well I'll say. So tell me dear: 

Lady Gisela: Is it the way that he runs scared?
Magnet Leto: He's not socially impaired!
Alvar: Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?
Sophie: I did not need to know that.

Teirgan: Are you holding back your fondness, due to his unmanly blondness?

All: Or the way he covers up that he's the honest goods?

All: He's just a bit of a fixer upper
Lady Gisela: He's got a couple of bugs

Keefe: No I don't!

All: His isolation is confirmation
Of his desperation for healing hugs
Sophie: Aw

All: So he's a bit of a fixer upper. But we know what to do. The way to fix this fixer upper. Is to fix him up with you. 

Keefe: Stop it. Stop it! ENOUGH! She likes someone else okay?

Teirgan: So she's a bit of a fixer upper
Magnet Leto: That's a minor thing
Teirgan: This quote engagement is a flex arrangement
Alvar: And by the way I don't see no ring

All: So she's a bit of a fixer upper
Her brain's a bit betwixt
Get the Fitz Vacker out of the way
And the whole thing will be fixed


Lady Gisela and Biana: We aren't saying you can change him--'Cause people don't really change. We're only saying that love's a force that's powerful and strange

Lady Gisela and Biana: People make bad choices if they're mad or scared or stressed. But throw a little love their way, and you'll bring out their best! True love brings out the best

All: Everyone's a bit of a fixer upper
That's what it's all about

Alden: Father

Biana: sister

Alvar: brother

All: We need each other
To raise us up and round us out

All: Everyone's a bit of a fixer upper
But when push comes to shove

Biana: The only fixer upper fixer. That can fix a fixer upper is

All: True
True
True
True
Love