Cp's and me!

Mixed DNA

Herro dere readers my name is the bad bitch jk that's not my name but my name is Laisha so I hope you enjoy this book and I wuv you if you leave a question and I wuv you if you feed me Oreos cuz Aki won't give me some ;-; anyways enjoy this chapter ^_^.

Laisha: -stares at Offender - "You dirty hobo the hell why are you touching her she mine! -.-"

Offender: "I'm not a dirty hobo you're a dirty hobo."

Laisha: OHHHH HELL NAWWW "You sir are a dirty hoe then!" -pushes Aki behind me and glares at Offender-

Laisha: I shouldn't have brought you here you BIG PITO! (Means P*nis is Spanish)-gorilla dance-

Offender: -gets offended - "The hell you mean I'm a hoe your a hoe BITCH IM FABULOUSSSSSSS!" -sassily puts hands on waist-

Trender: "DID YOU SAY FABULOUS??!?!?!"

Trender: "BITCH WHY ARE YOU INTERVIEWING HIM AND HE'S NOT MUA!!" -flings offender out of the room-

Trender : "So how are you ladies today I might say you both look lovely."

Laisha: "Oh thank you and I was about to koala hug him so Aki can escape from here but you came in time before I could slice a bitch ^_^." -Sits in booth and takes out Oreos from back pack- nomnomnomnomnomnom

Trender: "Oh you have Oreos can I have some?" -Gets out tendril and moves it toward my Oreos-

Laisha: "OHHHHH HELLL NOOOO THESE ARE MY BABIES!!" -Growls like a dog and bites tendril-

Trender: "WAHHHHHGH! ;-;" -Looks down at tendril and sees two deep bloody bite marks looks up and stares at Laisha- "What the hell?!"

Laisha: "It's not my problem." -Smirks-

Trender: "What the hell are you? Part Vampire?! This freaking hurts like hell!!" -Yells angrily-

Laisha: "Well yes I am ^_^."

Trender: -Stares then screams running around in a circle freaking out- "I'm poisoned!! I'm going to become like her!!"

Laisha: "No your not I didn't inject you with my venom so you're fine ^_^."

Trender: -Stops and faces her- "I'll kill you!!! I was so scared!!!"

Laisha: "You can't kill me I'm already dead ^_^."

Trender: -Grabs Oreos and runs away- "I'll kill you in a different way!! Muahahahahaha!"

Laisha: "AHHHHHHHHHHHH BITCH YOU COME BACK WITH MY BABIES!!" -Runs after-

Aki: "Uhm guys? Can you please, uhm would you please stop please-"

Offender: -Places arm over Aki's shoulder- "They won't hear you like that toots." -Smirks-

Aki: -Eyes widen- "I thought you left!!"

Offender: "You can't lock away true love baby." -Smirks-

Aki: "What're you talking about?! Get away!" -Shape shifts into chair-

Offender: "Don't tell me you got super powers." -Looks around room-

Aki: -Whispering- "Hello readers Well hope you enjoyed this chapter like and comment for more, and please don't do any dares that include me and Offender plz! So baii!"

Offender: -Grabs chair leg- "Playing hard to get eh? Well I got you now!"

Aki: -Shifts back to normal- "Not you again! Turn of the camera hurry! Anyway enjoy baiiiiiiii!"

Laisha: -Gets Oreo bag and sits on top of Trender's back- "Baiiiiiii my beautiful freaks of nature!!"