Sh*t gets real O.O

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*Le Recap*

Slendy walks in to find Toby sobbing in the corner then gets pissed off, he asks who's the host and everyone points at Aki. Hope I turn out alive!!

Aki: O.O -Stares up at Slendy- "Uh......"

Toby: "SHE WASNT THE ONLY ONE LAUGHING!!"

Laisha:-Cradles Toby's body-

Aki: "Please don't hurt anyone....I was my fault for asking the question please don't hurt anyone!!!" -Stares at Slendy-

Slendy: -Signs- "I'm not going to hurt any one I just want the truth."

Aki: "Oh....Then I did laugh and I'm sorry, Offender teased Toby kick him in the balls!!!" -Points at Offender-

Slendy: -Signs...again- "Where is my ridiculous creature that I call my brother?"

Laisha: "That stinky hoe left hunny and if you keep sighing your soul will leave your boday!!" -Purses lips-

Aki: "Actually he's over by Jack let me go do it myself!" -Walks over to Offender-

Offender: "Oh hello there sweetheart finally admit your in love with me. :*"

Aki: "IN LOVE WITH YOU?!?! HA! SUCH A LIE! I CAME HERE FOR THIS!" -Swings leg at crotch-

Offender: "OWWW MY LOVELY TESTICLES!!" -Falls to ground holding crotch in pain-

Laisha: "AHAHAHAHAH XD!!" -Dies laughing while holding Toby-

Aki: -Smiles evily- "Dream come true!!"

Toby: "Umm is she gonna be ok..." -Pokes Laisha-

Aki: "Huh? Oh Laisha? She's fine."

Laisha: "SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA!!"

Toby: -Jumps in surprise and grins-

Aki: "See?"

Toby: "Yup I was defiantly surprised."

*Knock at door*

Laisha: "ILLLL GET THE DOOORRRR!!" -Let's go of Toby and runs to door-

Niki: "Oh hey Laisha."

Laisha: "OMGGGGGGG MY WIFEY!!"

Niki: "Hehehe Lol."

Laisha: :3 -Opens door- "Come in child."

Slendy: "Hello child."

Laisha: "Mine!!"

Aki: "Niki! Haven't seen you in a while. How are you?"

Laisha: "Yeah I've been missing my wifey."

Aki: "Glad to have you here anyway, everyone meet Niki, Niki everyone!"

Everyone: "Hello."

Niki: -Waves hand- "Hello everyone. And its nice to see you all, I'm glad to be here too."

Laisha: -Looks down at Toby- "Are you gonna be ok now?"

Aki: -Looks at clock- "Crap its past three, we have to end here unfortunately :(."

Laisha: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!" DX

Aki: "Yes I know....but we'll be back soon after these messages! Stay tuned!!"

Laisha: "But Toby are you gonna be ok now child?"

Toby: "Yup I'm fine thank you. :D"

Laisha: "No problem My momma instincts take over :3."

Aki: "How adorable! Anyway let's end here with a happily ever after goodby-"

Laisha: "NOOOOOOOO!!"

Aki: O.O "What now?"

Clockwork: SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKAS - makes a hole in the wall and runs in-

Aki: "Oh....I....um....Hello?"

Clockwork: -Covers mouth with finger- "Shhh you forgot 'bout me eh? How nice!"

Laisha: "My botch is here!" :3

Val: "Laisha you call everyone your bitch."

Jeff: "She said a bad word again!! See?!?"

Val: -Smacks back of Jeff's head- "Oh shut it you brat!"

Jeff: -Death stare- "Damn bitch." -Mumbles under breath-

Laisha: "WHAT DID YOU SAY FUCKER!"

Val: "What did you say shit for brains?!"

Laisha: -Tackles Jeff to da ground and sits on tummy-

Jeff: "Get her off of me!! This is so awkward :@."

Laisha: "Now your now in my domain bitch." B)

Aki: "Val get Laisha off Jeff and Kimi put Jeff in the jacket again. I'm ending here, bai my peeps~!!"

Laisha: "NOOOOOOOOOO HE IS IN MY DOMAIN NOW BITCHES!"

Aki: "Then Kimi put the jacket on Laisha too so she doesn't kill him."

Laisha: "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!";-; "OH HAWL NO ILL FIGHT TO DEATH HANSSNSKSNS!!"

Aki: -Death stare- "I will haunt you and torture you if you lay a finger on me."

Everyone: 0.0

Laisha: -Demons eyes- "If you threaten me I'll send you to the depths of hell where no one can hear you pitiful screams."

Aki: 0.0 "Hehehe" -Nervously laughing then wraps arms around Laisha- "You know I love you! :D."

Laisha: -Smirks devilishly and wraps arms around you- "I wuv you too."

Aki: "Yay you're my bitch again!"

Jeff: "She said a bad word!! For once holy shit!!!"

Laisha: -Bounces on Jeff's tummy- "You said a bad word PITO!!!!!"

Jeff: "Not again -_-"

Aki: -Covers mouth- "I did say a bad word....I'm not innocent anymore wahhhhh!!"

Laisha: "Hehehehehe :3. I ruined your innocence."

Aki: "I don't need it anyway! At least I still have my virginity!" :D

Laisha: "I don't. X3"

Aki: "What? To who?! Never mind I don't wanna know!!" -Covers ears-

Laisha: "Hehehehehe."

Aki: "I'm more frightened than ever....." O.O

Laisha: "Ohh it's someone in dis room :3"

Aki: 0.0 "LALALALLALALALALALALALALLA!!"

Laisha: XD

Aki: "Let's save it for next chapter ok? Ok. Bai my peeps!"

Laisha: "OK." :3

-Camera shuts off-

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