A revolutionary idea

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Do you have a vagina?
And sometimes you wanna use a strap on but are to lazy to put it on and go through that whole ordeal?
Well we have the solution for you!

INTRODUCING THE RETRACTABLE DICK - complete with remote and all

Now the phrase suck my dick is very possible for all genders

Works perfectly for all types ;
Whether you'd be into docking ,anal ,dick in nose ,69ing doggy style,reverse cowgirl, or just plain simple cowgirl.

DISCLAIMER;Works perfectly for regular fucking as well :)

HAPPY FUCKING!

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