6/11/2018

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by saluna_shipper

by saluna_shipper

Dear Diary,

Today Mommy and I were in the dog park, playing, I met this sweet, amazing, funny dog that I really liked. I was going to ask her out, but then her mommy started being mean to my mommy and said that she should get her 'mutt' out of the park, because only 'pedigrees' are welcome.

Whatever a 'mutt' is, I hope Mommy doesn't bring it with her next time we go. Anyway, Mommy ended up punching the mean lady in the nose, and got put in jail for overnight.

So, right now, I'm staying the night at Kevin Olusola's house. Out of all the boyfriend's she's ever had, I like him best, because he laughs when I use his shoes as chew toys, and he's a deep sleeper, so he doesn't mind when I howl at night.

I gotta go to bed, goodnight diary.

Dear Diary,

Today Mommy and I were in the dog park, playing.

"Go fetch!" She yelled, throwing my favorite blue ball across the dog park. I ran after it, and accidentally bumped into another husky.

"I'm so sorry." I barked. I looked up and saw her beautiful dark brown and white fur, with perfectly sharp teeth and dark, stunning eyes that I could see my reflection in.

"It's okay, hey, haven't I seen you before?"

"Yeah, I was in a few Rachel Ray dogfood commercials."

"Oh, yeah. You're the dog that said 'woof'!"

"Yeah I had to practice a few times to get that right."

"You're funny."

"Thanks."

"***************** Is my address, if you want to come over some time."

"Hey, cool, we live in the same apartment."

"Shut up! Seriously!"

"I know ri-" Our conversation was interrupted by her mommy yelling at mine. Something about how she should get her 'mutt' out of the dog park, because only 'pedigrees' are aloud. Whatever a 'mutt' is, I home Mommy doesn't bring it next time we come.

"How f*cking dare you!" Mommy yelled, punching the mean lady in the eye.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Break it up you two!" A police officer yelled, running towards us.

Long story short, Mommy had to spend a night in either prison or jail, and her boyfriend, Kevin, came and picked me up. Right now I'm at his house.