Diary of Olaf

8/22/2018

Warning: Mention of abuse

Dear Diary,

Today, Mommy had to go to an interview with the rest of Pentatonix, so Kevin couldn't take care of me. When she told me to not worry, since she found someone a lot better, I was picturing a human made out of bacon. Instead, I'm being dogsat by a 2 faced he-devil, Eithan. 

He acts all nice and sweet around Mommy, but when him and I are alone, he's turns into the devil. I know what you're thinking, 'don't insult Satan like that', but it's true. I can't wait until mommy comes back.

"Hey, Mutt!" Eithan's booming voice yelled, scaring the crap out of me. I heard footsteps, he's coming. I quickly hid underneath the table.

"Mutt! Where are you?! I hear breathing!" Then he smirked. He reached out and dragged me out from the table by my hind legs. I whimpered with tears in my ocean blue eyes.

He grabbed a knife from the table and cut a slit in my leg. I barked, no, not barked. Roared. I roared at Eithan and bit him where it hurts (his manhood). He screamed in agony and pain. 

"That's what you get!" I barked at him. 

Daddy (Jeremy) walked inside the house. Perfect timing.

"Oh my god, what happened!?!"

"Your dog attacked me!" Eithan lied.

"Olaf, why- wait, if he attacked you, than why's there a cut on my baby?!"

"Uh..." Then, Mommy took her sharp, 5 inch heel of and struck Eithan's 'place' with it.

After that, Mommy and Daddy brought me home and cuddled with me until we fell asleep.