Dear Little Pink Book, April 25th, 2006
Long time no talk! Sorry, I’m feeling quite hyper right now. Literally, I’m bouncing up and down on my bed as I write. Ha, I guess I’m multitalented! Anyways, I met an unhygienic fellow today... I’m being legitimate. He reeked of sewer water and was covered with wet dirt as if he had taken a mud bath, as pigs normally do. You see, my Mother and I decided to go for a stroll in the park. The weather was absolutely perfect for the occasion, and I really wanted to see flowers in bloom at the garden. I remember we were just around the corner when this jungle boy pounced on us! Well, in actuality, I was the victim. His filthy body clashed into mine, soiling my favorite snow-white dress. I was so infuriated; I wouldn’t be surprised if smoke had fumed through my ears. Of course, I made certain that he would pay his debt.
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Deconstructing Royalty
Dla nastolatkówSometimes I fantasize that I exist in a world of fairytales. Heck, I wish my world was a fairytale, like in those enchanting Disney classics. You know, those stories of young, beautiful princesses that long for a prince. Then, about thirty minutes i...
