Ask/dare deadpool [ON HOLD]

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RemixBlitz146 : Deadpool I dare you to kiss the author.

Deadpool: why, of course. The author is basically, my best friend. Right? It won't be weird.

Blaze: hmm... More like a crush.

Deadpool: wwwwhhhaaattt?!

Me: *bites lip* this is kinda of awkward considering, I do have a crush...on him.

Deadpool: that's cute, alright then, let's do the dare, author.

Me: *gulps* what's the worst that can happen, anyway.

Blaze: don't say that!

Me: why? I should pray that this doesn't end up being the worst kiss ever. It might also be a good time to say. I have never kissed a hot guy before.

Deadpool: *looks at me holding my hands* you think I'm hot.

Me: uh, yeah *nervously looks down*

Deadpool: have you ever kissed a guy ever...

Blaze: I highly doubt that. She isn't the best looking, but she isn't ugly either.

Deadpool: you know what, we are procrastinating a lot just for a single kiss.

Me: *Whispers to deadpool*

Deadpool: nah, I rather kiss you.

Unknown person: Can you kiss already!!

Me: uh..*looks at deadpool* fine, but this is not what I really wanted to do. I mean me and him are friends an-

Deadpool: *leans in quick and hits your face with his*

Me: Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow. *Rubs head and looks at Deadpool* Ugh, Deadpool.

Deadpool: aw, I'm so sorry author.

Blaze: this is taking longer than you guys expected, huh.

Deadpool: dude, do I try it again.

Me: If you want *has icebag on forehead*

Deadpool: *holds authors shoulders and leans her in for a kiss on the cheek*

Me: *closes eyes and blushes*

Blaze: uh, why didn't you go for the lips?!

Deadpool: well, the person didn't really say where, did they
*smirks at RemixBlitz146*

Me: *opens eyes* aww, shucks. T-thanks, Deadpool

Blaze: chimichangas!

Me: *laughs* okay bye

Deadpool: Red Spandex

Lol, hope you like this.