Ask/dare deadpool [ON HOLD]

It's finally gonna happen?!?

user29527990 DEADPOOL I DARE YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH SPIDERMAN.

Deadpool: um...what?!

Me: oh shoot, we never had something to do with S.E.X.

Blaze: Well, we finally have and we have to do it.

Me: well, would you consider kissing to be a part of that category?

Deadpool: We should have people vote on that. Polls are open. Comment if you think kissing is a part of the sex category.

Me: Hold on, are we seriously gonna have to detail everything you and spiderman will be doing on here. Cause it's gonna be so uncomfortable for me. >\\\< *blushes madly* especially, since Spiderman is here.

*Spiderman appears*

Deadpool: sh*t, what do we tell him.

Blaze: *chuckles* uh, we tell him the dare, idiot.

Me: okay, okay. How about I tell him, you know in case he needs it from someone who isn't gonna have S.E.X with him. Also I will not detail about this.

Blaze: okay, please stop spelling it! Just say the word. Also, why are you gonna do that?

Me: No, because I want too.

Deadpool: but this is my dare book-

Me: and I'm writing this whole conversation so, deal with it! 😎

Deadpool: Spiderman!

Blaze: *laughs* this is hilarious

*Spiderman walks to Deadpool*

Spiderman: oh, it's you *rolls eyes*

Deadpool: haha, yeah it's me. Anyway, you want to have sex?

Spiderman: 😲

Blaze: *continues laughing*

Me: oh gosh *covers eyes*

*Deadpool takes Spiderman to the bed*

SPIDEYPOOL FANGIRLS: (^^)(^^)(^^)(^^)

Me: alright, get out of here girls! *Backs them away from the scene*

Blaze: are you seriously gonna do this!

Deadpool: it is a dare, isn't it? *Smirks at Spiderman under him*

Spiderman: a what? *Blushes beneath his mask and looks up at Deadpool over him*

Me: *walks out* I'm out. I'm not gonna be detailing this. *Turns away and looks back* maybe a little bit. *Starts to blush and details it*

Deadpool: *grips Spiderman's mask who flinches at his touch and slowly calms down as Deadpool raises it up to a pair of lips* don't worry, Spidey. I will make this nice and... * He gets cut off by spiderman getting nervous and says*

Spiderman: Wait *still blushing red he lifts his head up to deadpool's ear*

Deadpool: *he pauses and turns his head to lean his ear closer to Spiderman's mouth* what is it? *He says softly*

Spiderman: be gentle with me. *He shyly says and looks back at Deadpool who nods and pulls off his mask to kiss him tenderly on the lips and holds Spiderman's hand tightly in his*

Deadpool: *he pulls away and strips out of his suit and helps spidey's with his too*

Me: okay, that's where I am putting a stop to this people. Sorry. It's so, werid to do it on a dare book.

Blaze: eh.

Me: shut up

*Timeskip of the fun part*

Spiderman: *sleeps cuddling next to Deadpool*

Me: *walks in seeing them on the bed* alrighty then, let's just get out of here.

Blaze: Chimichangas! *Smirks at me*

Me: what? *_*

Bye, see ya next time.