* Randomly run up to the window yelling 'STAY BACK' in a deep, husky voice. Stay there for a few seconds, then walk back to your seat saying "I'm sorry, i thought i saw the bat signal"
* When there's a relief teacher, swap names/seats/personalities with your friends and the rest of the class.
* Raise your hand and ask the teacher if you can go to the toilet. If she says yes, look up to the sky for a little while and then say "thanks!"
* Crawl around the room humming the mission impossible tune.
* If in biology: Answer every question with "Because God made it so! Sinner!" (no offense intended)
* When the teacher marks the roll, yell absent for every student that is here, present for every student that is away, and nothing for your name
* **You will need a ball for this one** Whenever the teacher isn't watching, throw the ball at the bin so it makes a loud noise. When the teacher turns around act as if nothing has happened.
* If the teacher says you are wrong, stand up and announce to the class that you are God and that you are angry. (no offense intended again)
* Create a note, write on it "Hi *teacher's name*!!" and noisily pass it around the class (daym this can be funny! trust me!)
* Randomly poke someone next to you and proclaim they are 'it'. continue the game around the room.
* Every time the teacher turns around; swap seats.
* in the middle of a lecture, jump up on top of your desk and scream "The dementors are comming the dementors are comming! Oh, wait no, false alarm, it was Mrs/Mr *teachers name*
* Slip a dollar in your test attached to a note saying 'Thanks for the A+'
* Start eating in the middle of class, if the teacher tells you off say 'I skipped breakfast to do my homework'
* stand up in the middle of a lecture and yell 'LIES LIES STOP THE LIES!'
* keep droping your pencil and before you pick that up stand and say in a loud voice "will anyone get that for me" make sure its right at your feet.
*start playing an unwanted system like gameboy advanced during class with the volume up high and make alll these shooting sounds like pew pew and car sounds like vroom vroom
* what ever answer your asked say i dont know or how am i soposed to know that or you never taught me that and if they say i did yesterday say oh your voice put me to sleep.
* if the teacher asks you a question, say "I'm sorry, but aren't YOU the teacher?"
* pretend to have an alergic reaction every time the teacher says the words 'education' 'learn' or 'read'
* get up durring class and say why isnt this fun? and teh teacher will say something and tehn say ok well ill make it fun then go around the class saying duck duck duck duck duck duck GOOOOOOSE!
* come in to class late with a folder that has a stack of papers really thick then say ohh the princapal told me to give you my file
* When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”
* Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
* look up the biggest word in the dictionary and ask the teacher if she can spell it. If she can't, say "jeesh, and you're supposed to be our english teacher!"
* make up a random word and ask the teacher if she knows what it means. When she says no give her a huge lecture on particles and homework and their negative effect on the brain.
* In religion class, answer every question as scientifically as you can.
* In religion class, if you are told to find a verse in the bible, look up either: Psalm 137:9, or Romans 1:27, (not saying what they are in this, look em up yourself!:)
* After everything your teacher says, ask why
* If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly
