* follow them everywhere
* don't do your chores (though that will more so anger than drive insane)
* on Friday, go around singing 'Friday' by Rebecca Black, and on Monday go around singing 'Manik Monday'
* Pretend to be the ghost of the house and spend your time sneaking around ghosting your family with a white sheet over your head
* Run into walls.
* If you are taller than any member in your family, walk up to them and stand next to them, making sure your posture is just right so you can tower over them!
* If you are the shortest in the family, dash through everyones legs when they least expect it
* At the dinner table, mock each family member and announce 'I am one of you, you have to guess which!'
* Run up to any family member who is afraid of spiders/snakes etc. and say to them 'There's a [spider/snake etc.] on your bed! What do I do what do I do?'
* Offer to wash the dishes or fill the dishwasher in the middle of a show everyone enjoys, then make sure you do it as loud as possible!
* Lock them outside at every opportunity
* Say that wearing clothes is against your religion and that it offends you when people around you wear cloths. When they say their not getting naked (at least I sure hope they say that!) let out a big 'huff' and walk out of the room muttering 'satan worshipers'
* When watching a movie, guess what the actors are going to say and mock them
* Pluck out someone's hair and yell, "DNA!!!"
* Slither everywhere
* In the middle of a civilised, casual conversation put your hands over your ears and yell 'I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M LEAVING!'
* Wear you pants on your head and your shirt onyour waist...tell them you're making a fashion statement
* Talk to the walls- if this is normal behaviour to you start on the microwave.
* Whenever they aren't looking, make annoying 'buzzing' noises and tell them that theres a fly on the food
* Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say, "Ooooh...I get it!!!"
* Eat anything obviously not edible. (try not to poison yourself.)
* Eat anything obviously not edible. (try not to poison yourself.)
* Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.
* Hold their hands and say 'I see dead people'
* Try to snorkel in your fish tank. (or even better, in a fish tank at a fancy retaurant.)
* sing 'Call Me Maybe' by Carly Rae Jepsen continuously, changing the lyrics every time.
* Chase an imaginary tail
* Demand your own area code
* Yell 'Liar!' after everything they say
* Show them some of your awesome macarina dance moves! Make sure you position yourself perfectly so they can't see the TV show they wanted to watch
* Pretend to be 326 years old.
* Hang upside down in your closet, when they ask you what you are doing say 'I am Vampire. I come to suck your blood!'
* Try to swim on the floor
* Do a Sheldon from Big Bang Theory and continuously knock on their door with a weird voice ('Penny' *knock knock knock* 'Penny' *knock knock knock* 'Penny' *knock knock knock*
* When someone asks you for a page number, say 394. Then talk obsessively how 3 plus 9 plus 4 equals 16, and 1 plus 6 is 7, which is the most magically powerful number.
