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Mirrors don't lie, Lucky for you they don't laugh

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What's a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, More Powerful.


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Throwing fertilizer at people, so they would grow the hell up.

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I love sarcasm, it's like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Just like the alphabet, b*Եch. I comes before U.

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You were my cup of tea, but i drink Champagne now.

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“You curse too much”
B*Եςհ you breathe too much, shut the ƒ*ςk up.

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I have many talents, but giving a ƒ*ςk is not one of them.

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The best part about me, is i'm not you.

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