What's this supposed to be?
Thanking to a
Hotdog-bodied,
Brown and barely furred,
Virgin male dog?
Hell yes, it is
Since I've always wanted to point out
How this little sausage
Made my life a little less rubbish
And by the looks of it,
He probably will never know
I've made this for him
Needless to say, may you live long,
Slinky. Love you!
