no, i'm not a scorpio. i understand the confusion but i'm not. i'm better, i'm a psychopath. i'm just kidding-maybe. *cue shane dawson's dramatic effects*
okay so this book is about life in general, and ok before you click away to go find anothe...
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greetings, salutations, hello, selamat datang, வணக்கம், hola, مرحبا, bonjour my little baguettes, it is i, durga sonia n., but you can just call me super mega overlord queen or sexy beast.
if you think this book is a story book, i don't blame you, because my story times would feel like it literally came out of a trashy teen show on cw. no, this book is where i come to be a bitch and expose not only my idiotic friends but also myself.
also like every entitled snowflake, i would voice out my opinions.
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enjoy this journey my friends. take a pill or two, because being sane while reading my books (rosemary girls, health and more *shameless plug*) you would wish death upon yourself. i swear to god i do not sound like a pompous asshole in real life. just ask my friends. actually don't.
also i know you're suppose to have like a strong fan base or like be famous (dude it literally means the same thing.) shut up, okay uh yeah, to even talk about yourself right. wrOng. i am doing it and i don't mean shit to people so ha! in your face.
i am going to shut up and go before my dignity goes from a zero to a negative thou— oops too late.
welcome to my shitty world.
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