BTS ONESHOTS

Chicken wok

"Touch me and I'll stab you with the chopsticks" I grunted at the dude who with a smug smile sat himself at the opposite end of my table.

"No you won't honey" he laughed and started eating from the plate he had sat down infront of him. "Im Yoongi by the way"

"And im sick, can you leave me alone" I groaned and rubbed my palm on my sweaty temple

"Not until you give me your name or phone number... preferably both" he stared me down while continuing to eat.

I sighed and lifted my head to take a good look at whoever this Yoongi guy was. The first thing that struck me was his gorgeous eyes.

"Im Hoseok. Jung Hoseok'" I simply answered and rolled my eyes while looking towards my nearly finished plate of Chicken Wok to hide the blush I felt creeping up.

"Nice...Min Yoongi by the way.
so, like ,I can call you Hobi then.. or preferably tonight?"
He winked and grabbed a piece of chicken of my plate with his own chopsticks

It took me a minute to realize that he had used a pickup line on me, but once I did I couldn't contain my reddening face.
"Say preferably one more time and I will slap you"

"Getting kinky are we?" He winked again and leaned back on the chair while slowly nibbling on a  chicken roll with way too much eye contact.

We sat in comfortable silence while eating up the rest of our food, only breaking eye contact when looking for more food on out plates.

Once he had finished his food, as if clockwork, his phone rang, breaking our silence.
He fished up an expensive looking phone with the word 'Huawei' scrabbled on the back.
"Oh Fuck me! Okay I've got to go. I have a meeting in 10 minutes"

I mentally cursed and made my best "I dont care" face while continuing chewing on my food.

Yoongi pulled a 50 out of his pocket and put it under his glass mumbling a "im paying for us both" and got out of his chair.

Halfway out the door a wave of realization hit him and he ran back giving me a card with his name and a phone number written in red ink, and then running out the door again.
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MIN, YOONGI
민윤기
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"You think he's hot don't you?" I heard a voice say as I felt a hand on my shoulder

"AH FUCK! TAE! How long have you been standing there?" I jumped and clutched a hand over my pounding heart

"Not for long Hobi. Now answer my question. You think he's hot."

"What no." I hurried.
"....maybe.... kinda"
I looked the direction he was walking. The way hair fell so perfectly after every time his feet landed back on the snow-filled concrete, and the way his butt swayed as he jogged down the street.

"Maybe alot... yep hes definitely hot" I confessed as I felt my cheeks heat up in embarrassment.

"Knew it!" Tae winked and picked up my plate.
"You were done right? I assume you haven't suddenly started loving paprika again and it seems like the bromio here payed for you aswell."
He waited for a nod of approval and went to the kitchen.

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As I dragged my feet through the snow, down the sixth block towards my apartment I heard a car drive past me at an incredibly slow speed.
"Wow okay this is creepy" I muttered as I sped up my walking only for the cars engine to roar a little louder as it also sped up.

"Hey dipshit, its me ,dude!" I heard someone shout. As soon as I realized who the owner of the voice was my head whipped around making the top of my spine crackle and the hat on my head slide down covering half of my vision.

"Y-Yoongi!? You scared the shit out of me!"
I groaned and pushed my hat away from my eyes.

Yoongi laughed and leaned over the gear shift and rolled open the car window even further.
"You need a ride? Its freezing out"

"Ya no shit, bro" I knuckled and pulled the zipper on my jacket a bit further up. "And no, I can walk myself"

"You sure? Its about to start snowing soon, and I don't want you to be more sick." he mumbled.

As soon as Yoongi spoke the words, I could feel the tickling sensation of snow on my neck.
"What the fuck, are you some kind of warlock?" I laughed and walked over to his car and opended the door.

"Yep. Hocus pocus you will go out with me"
Yoongi giggled and looked at me.

"Wait really?" The words shocked me so much I started coughing again.

"Maaaaybe after you get better" he smiled and winked.

"Uh yeah, umm totally, definitely when do- where should we- when?" I studdered as I furiously blushed

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Kinda abrupt end, but I couldt think about anything. Help?