Our dearly departed characters discuss their deaths and try deciding who has it worse...
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OUAT CHARACTERS: Neal, Graham, Pan and Cora (ft. Zelena)
PJO/HOO CHARACTERS: Luke, Selina and Beckendorf
Neal: We have come here to discuss and debate our deaths.
Luke: That's sound fun...
Graham: How is this even possible?
Pan: I choose not to question the specifics. I find it helps.
Neal: Anyway... I died trying to bring my father back to life.
Pan: I died killing him...
Neal: And suddenly I have someone to blame.
Pan: You do realize we're supposed to be on the same team, right? I guess grandpa does have to teach you a few lessons after all.
Graham: Can we keep the family drama to a minimum, please?
Luke: Well I died thanks to my psychotic great grandfather.
Neal: Hey! So did my son! But then he came back to life... But still! Twins!
Pan: I'm not psychotic.
Neal: Right, totally not. You didn't abandon your ten year old son to a shadow so that you could become 18, you didn't kidnap your grandson and make a deal with me about tricking my father, you didn't kidnap me and then trap me in Neverland for hundreds if years, and DEFINITELY DID NOT steal your great-grandson's heart to become immortal and then posses him for a few days because he ho this heart back while he was trapped in a box. You're right, you aren't a psychopath. Not. At. All.
Graham: Well, I missed a lot...
Cora: My daughter teamed up with her worst enemy to kill me. Sort of. I mean Snow tricked Regina, but still...
Selina: I'm happy I died, I got reunited with Charles
Beckendorf: I don't see why you and I are here...
Selina: Yeah, let's leave! *pulls Beckendorf away*
Luke: Wait, what?!? Now I'm alone!
Selina: I'm dead because of you! So's he! Deal with it, buddy!
Luke: But... I can't... Bye...
Graham: Well, now that he's gone, could someone please explain to me what the hell happened????
Neal: Well...
Graham: Wait, first, how's Emma?
Neal: Ummm... Well, she's dating Hook now, I think.
Cora: CALLED IT!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!!
Graham: Screw this, bye.
Cora: I'm leaving too, I want to spy on my OTP!!!
Neal: Well, as for you, Pan...
Pan: NO! I WANNA SEE THEM KISS!!!! CAPTAIN SWAN FOR THE WIN!!
Zelena: Hey what'd I miss?
Neal: Okay, first of all, get the hell away from me, I hate you, you killed me, second you weren't invited for a reason, third, apparently we're spying on Emma and Hook.
Zelena: OH COOL!!! MOMMY, SAVE ME A SEAT!!!
Neal: Fmal (f my after life)
