:)
I'm backkkkk. This is really short and I sincerely apologize.
***THERE IS NO YOONJIN CONTENT HERE, SO IF YOU'D LIKE TO SKIP, DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT***
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Dec. 29:
"Deck the halls with bows of holly, falalalalaaaa lala la la," Jin sang as he removed the decorations lining their tree. Yoongi stopped wrapping the lights and looked up at the male.
"Babe, Christmas passed."
Jin threw a plastic candle at Yoongi with a snort. "It's an annoyingly catching carol, Yoongi-chi, what am I supposed to do?"
Yoongi caught the candle and put it into a cardboard box labeled 'Santa's Throw-up,' named by certified Box Labeller Hoseok and his team the 95' line, with a shrug.
"I don't know, sing it in your head, maybe??"
Jin shook his head. "That won't work, though!"
"Why not, hyung?"
"Because I'll remember a drunk Namjoon who started singing the song into my ear with a drum-splitting voice!!"
Yoongi laughed. "How was he drunk? We only drank nutmeg."
Jin passed down the star to Yoongi. "He's a light drinker, unlike me and Jiminie."
It was Yoongi's turn to snort. "You two can drink four gallons of whiskey and still be sober."
"Because my role as the designated driver has been given to me even before I was a Jungkook."
"How can you be a Jungkook?"
"A fetus, honey, a fetus."
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Dec. 30:
"Hyung." (JM)
"Yes, fellow low-tolerance drinker." (JIN)
"WILL YOU GET OVER THAT, SEOKJIN-HYUNG?!" (NJ)
"MAYBE I'LL FORGET IT JOON BUT MY PHONE WON'T." (JIN)
"WHAT?!" (NJ)
"MEMORY SPACE, NAMJOON-HYUNG. MY PHONE HAS IT, TOO." (JK)
"SHUSH, YOU MUSCLE PIG." (NJ)
"YEAH, YOU PERVY BUNNY." (JM)
"WHAT, NOW YOU AND JIMIN-SSI ARE GONNA COMPARE ME TO FARM ANIMALS?!" (JK)
"JIMIN-HYUNG! ITS H. Y. U. N. G! NOT S. S. I!!" (JM)
"Haha, that reminds me of that VLive from that one boy group!" (HS)
"Hoseok, please. Their trying to torture JK." (YG)
"Oh, yeah, right. Carry on." (HS)
"BETRAYED BY MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD." (JK)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--" (TH)
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Dec. 31, New Years Eve:
"Wait, are you allowed to drink alcohol?" (YG)
"Aren't you like, fifteen?" (YUGYEOM)
"Woooooooooow, betrayed again. This time by a fellow 97'. Life isn't fair." (JK)
"Please, you have a nice apartment, great parents, a small mortgage, a high-paying job, thanks to me, amazing friends, and caring hyungs. What more could you ask for, you calf?" (JIN)
"The last one not really." (JK)
"Well, then, just count me." (JIN)
"Hmm, good point." (JK)
"*GASP*" (BTS MINUS JIN)
*runs away* (YUGYEOM)
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Jan. 1st, New Years Day:
"HANA, DUL--" (NJ)
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!" (BTS MINUS NJ)
"YA, YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY COUNTDOWN!" (NJ)
"YOU WERE LATE, NAMJOON-SSI--" (JK)
"DON'T YOU DARE DISRESPECT ME." (NJ)
"--HYUNG." (JK)
"Hush and drink the champagne, Namjoon. Jungkookie?" (JIN)
"Yeah, Jin-hyung?" (JK)
"There's a sippy cup in the cabinet." (JIN)
"*Sigh*" (JK)
("By the way, why the fuck do you have a sippy cup?" Hoseok whispered to Jin.
"Nephew."
"OH THANK GOODNESS--")
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Yes, it is over. I wrote this over break (just T H I S?? In a m o n t h?? Wowwww) and I think it's pretty funnyyyyyy???????
Yeah, probs not.
Btw, Bangtan went shopping together and they met Yugyeom there, just so u know
Also, the 'relating to farm animals' thing is smtg I did in Weekdays #2 so yeah
Bye!
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Days and Situations: Yoonjin (discontinued)
RomanceJust Yoongi's and Jin's days and situations as a married couple:) (Sort of a oneshot book Tbh, I have no idea what I've been doing with the chapters...)
