Not Tall Enough for This Ride (AoT Fan-Fiction)

It was finally open. The tallest water slide in the world was finally open to the public. This ride in particular was called the Verrückt, German for insane. It stands at 168 ft. tall (which is taller than Niagara Falls) and to prove it's the tallest water slide. You have the Guinness World Record to prove it. This announcement caught the attention of a group of good friends.

"I want to get on that ride!" Connie smiled as he saw the announcement on the local news.

It just also so happens that they were all hanging out at Eren and Mikasa's home.

"I don't know about myself. It's kind of big." Christa said. She wasn't the type for roller-coasters. Especially the Mamba in World's of Fun. Or come to think of it, any big roller-coaster.

"Don't worry, Christa," Ymir said as she put her arm around Christa. "They test these rides. So there's nothing to worry about."

"Are you up for it, Jeager?" Jean smirked at Eren.

"You bet, horse-face." Eren stated.

"Hey! I don't have a horse-face, idiot!" Jean yelled.

"Yes you do." Eren said.

"No I don't you fucking idiot!" Jean yelled.

"Yes you do, y'know why? It's because yo mama fucked with a horse." Eren remarked. Jean growled and went over to punch Eren in the face. Soon, the two idiots began to throw punches at each other, only to have Mikasa and Marco separate the two.

"How about this, you both are a bunch of idiots." Levi remarked as he saw Mikasa and Marco struggle to get the two apart.

"Hey, Levi," Hanji smiled, "do you want to ride that water slide? Or are you a chicken?" She smirked.

"Yes I want to ride that slide, Hanji. And no I'm not a chicken you Four-Eyes." Levi said.

"Good! Then it's settle. We'll go over to Schlitterbahn Thursday." Hanji smiled.

"Wait, that's tomorrow, Hanji!" Armin said.

"Plus, you didn't even asked us if we were free or not." Reiner said.

"We all live with our parents and we don't have jobs. It's quite obvious we're free." Hanji said.

"I'm in." Erwin said.

The group then planned to carpool over there. Levi, Mikasa, Erwin, and Mike were in charge of driving all of them over there.

"Wait, I want to drive us over there too!" Hanji said.

"You're crazy when you dive." Levi stated. "Plus, I don't think we want to die early." Hanji pouted at Levi's statement.

"Okay, so it's settled." Armin said. "The people that will go with Levi are Hanji, Eren, Annie, and Sasha. Those going with Mikasa will be Marco, Ymir, Christa, and Connie. Those with Erwin will be myself, Jean, Reiner, and Bertholdt. Those with Mike will be Nanaba, and Moblit. Any questions?" Armin asked.

"Yes." Levi said. "Why is Hanji paired up with me?" Levi asked. "Hey!" Hanji said.

"Aren't you guys dating?" Connie asked. A bit confused whether or not they were dating.

"E-eh?" Hanji stuttered and blushed.

"The fuck you said Springer?" Levi hissed.

"Connie, run." Sasha whispered over to him. And before they knew it, Connie was out the door.

"I'm guessing that's a no!" Connie yelled as he ran.

"Actually it's the opposite." Hanji muttered to herself. Everyone in the room just looked over at them with wide eyes.