Random ass shit that goes on in my school that I think is funny for some reason

My favorite quotes from school

"Is this blood?"

"She's trinna drink her pink flavored cereal sauce."

"E.M.S. Aka end my suffering."

"Spaghetti shoulders"

"My socks are untied."

"Why is Evan watching a bob ross video?"

"Is there chicken in here?"

"I will flip ThIS TABLE IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME BACK MY CHICKEN NUGGETS RIGHT NOW!"

"When I was younger I thought Elsa was hot."

"Stop being a slut"

"With excitement"

"1 v 1 me in a Minecraft building challenge!"

"Holy noddles!"

"Relax dude, it's just a review sheet dude. No need to get all worked up over it, dude!"

"Holy nuggets!"

*waves homemade rainbow necklace in the air* "GAY PRIDE!!!!"

'"JACE, JACE, JACE!" "What?" "I like your pencil..."'

"Whom'est the fucketh eat ass?"

"MY DICK FELL OFF"

"BRENDON URIE IS MY GOD AND DADDY"

Not a quote but we had a meme day at my school.

"Milk fic!" *runs down the hallway*

*random claps when someone dies*

*random desert frog sounds*

"Kazoo kid"

"Straight or gay?"

"Wow, sucks to suck!"

"Did you just say a naughty word?!"

"I'm afraid"

"Ahhhhhh!!! Stop! I could have dropped my chicken!"