SADIE NOW SPEAKS EXCLUSIVLY ENGLISH FOR SOME REASON
SADIE: FINNALLY IM IN THE FANFICTION WORLD TUMBLUR WAS STARTING TO STINK
SADIE: NOW THAT STEVEN IS DEAD NOTHING IS IN MY PATH
Now in becuase city
"ring" "ring" "ring" "ring"
Pearl speaking
Connie: he-*chewing* hey pearl so *chewing* im in burbank anD well *chewing* all hell has been unleashed *drinking* so if you can come over here that would be cool.*chewing
PURL: what are you eating?
Connie: A sanddwich *chewing*
*gun shots* over the line
peaarl: k bye lol
pearl: all right gems weeere guning to burbaank
Ameyethest: but were playing U N O TM
peurl: well all hell has been uleashed
Amyethest: UHHH FINE
all the gems get on the warp pad
They warp to
peongyang
Pearl hits amyesthest
pearl: you do this every time
Amytehst: Well if we used D E L T A A I R L I N E S TM
Amthest: we would'nt be in this mess now ould we
they warp to burbanlk
bAC to sADIE
SADIE HAHAHAH
distant gems: stop right there
pEARL: you wount win dis
SADIE: HAHAHAHAHAHA
SADIE: WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO HEROES
SADIE: USES TELECONESUS TO LIFT THE CORPSE OF STEVEN AND CONNIE
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