Hi there. This short story chapter type thing goes with rue_by_another_name's story "No Directions Attached" You should seriously check it out cause it's pretty magical. Just a warning, it's 2 am right now so don't judge. People do craaazy stuff at 2 am. Like enter contests. AAAAAND now I'll write, I guess. Lol, wish me luck!
"Shut up! You're going to wake her up." I heard someone hiss by my door. Oh sweet baby jesus. What is happening. "Okay, god. Sorry." whispered someone else. I rolled over, hoping it would discourage them from whatever they were about to do. I wasn't in the mode for games, I just wanted to sleep. Just then, I heard the sound of what sounded like a guitar being strummed. Followed by very obnoxious singing.
Niall: Its time to get up, in the morning.
Louis: In the morning.
Niall: Got McDonalds breakfast for you.
Liam: Just for you.
Louis: or any other brand..
Niall: we drove 2 miles just to get it.
Liam: So you better get up and eat it.
Liam & Louis: You don't wanna be a selfish lazy
girl...
All: So we gotta get up!
All: Time to get up!
All: Its time to get up!
All: its time to get uupp.
All: ITS. TIME. TO. GET .UP
All: Its time to get up!
Niall: ITS TIME TO GET UP!
Liam and lou: ITS TIME!
Niall: Its time to get up-
Liam: Its time too..
Louis: SHH!
Liam: Get up.
louis: Its time.
Liam: Doobie doo
Liam and Louis: waaake UPPPP
Harry: Time to get up!
"Three things," I said, "Number one: Why do you hate me? Number two: Where is Zayn? Because if he isn't up then I'm helping, and lastly, if there isn't actually McDonald's, I will be moderately pissed." I said, getting out of bed and putting my hair into a ponytail.
The boys chuckled, "We loooooove you!" sang Niall, "And let's go get Zayn!!!" "Also, there is McDonalds." Liam added.
"Fabulous." I grinned wickedly.
"I think you mean FABLOUIS." said Louis, giving me a reproachful look.
"What?" I asked, pretty confused. Was that supposed to be funny?
"Oh goodness, never mind. Let's just go wake up Zayn." said Harry, exasperated with my lack of knowledge surrounding the fandom. Hey, it's not my fault. There are so many damn inside jokes!
"Alright, let's do this thing!" I said, excited to wake up Zayn. I had a feeling this would be a lot of fun. We sprinted Down the hallway and stopped and Zayn's door.
"Okay, we need an action plan!" I whispered as I gathered the boys into a group huddle. Five minutes later, two whisper yelling matches, a face smack and Louis and Harry almost breaking up, we decided that we would first squirt ketchup in his hair, and then we would dump a bucket of cold water on his head, and if he still wasn't up that I would sing Call Me Maybe at the top of my lungs and jump on the bed. And if he still wasn't up? Then we would lure him out of bed with the promise of McDonald's. Maybe not the greatest plan, but hey, it was nine in the morning.
