Just phat

Jamie hooters

Jamie's eyes widened,her hands shook and her world started to spin,she got from the toilet and trotted over to the shower,suddenly the little white urine covered stick slipped from her weak fingers.

"Posit-POSITIVE," her knees buckled and her heart started running "b-but how?" She let her fingers run through her greasy blonde hair that started to rot, her life was about to fall apart, her luck was as if she tripped over a black cat, landed on a cricket and broke a mirror. "This isn't right this cant be right" she put it on the counter and left bathroom, but then she remembered her mother could see the stick and quickly returned to dispose of the evidence, returning to her bed she put her head in her hands. Suddenly her phone buzzed, it was her best friend.
"Hey jay jay what you doing," her friend screeched over the line. This was the voice Rory she was much more popular than jay jay but much more ugly!
"Planning my funeral haha"
"Why" said roy her voice was like chalk.
Jamie stuttered and choked on her words
"I think I might be pregnant"
"AH BITCH I DONT THINK SO Wh-" the line cut off when Jamie pressed her grubby finger to the end button, she wasn't interested in getting a verbal ass whoop from Riley.

Picking her feet up and carrying her body down the stairs, still in her slutty hello kitty night gown,she sat down at the breakfast bar, and ate her oats begrudgingly, ignoring his little brother tain.she continued to slump over to the bathroom and wash herself ,she put on her uniform and left.

She hops into her g wagon, and blast some cockhampton, she jams out and picks up her bitches, before heading to Star bucks before school. Walking into school with her fluffy pink keys with her pinkity drinkity, she was a bad bitch and she knew it! Suddenly he skated boy boyfriend skated around to her, they ARENT really dating but she likes him ( XD) suddenly her bad bitch facade has faded, and she started to become nervous.

"Hey Jay-Jay," it was Raymond,he slung his arm around her neck "crazy weekend, this weeks gonna be terrible" her cheeks started to go red, remembering the weekend of illusion and seduction, she was called a slut and she didn't care, she could take 7 guys and she didn't care.
She flipped her hair "what weekend? I don't know what your talking about I just need to get my assessment donesies!" She click clacked away from him.

(Flashback to the weekend OwO)
Jamie's whole body was clung to the toilet bowl, she couldn't stop blowing chunks,
Wow she thought, not exactly the way I thought I'd be spending my weekend.
She got up and washed out her mouth only to look up and have a guy standing behind her,
"Hello vomitella" and unoriginal guy, he was wearing one of those shirts you see Tyler Oakley in. Jamie flipped around, "who-yes-what?" The guy laughed at her it made Jamie's face go red, "stop laughing at m-me."

The guy put his hand on her face and Jamie looked into his eyes, they were like pools of blue something you would swim in, being irrational she kissed him, kissing led up to touching, touching ended up with clothes off clothes of to sex, Jamie never talked to the guy after that. She went on to hook up with 6 more guys that night, after recently going through a rough break up, she wanted to prove to her ex that she was wanted by guys but it ended up with-

"Pregnant!" Said mia with rina "your pregnant!" Suddenly she was brought back into the real world and realized where she was, "Shut up! I don't want the world to know" she looked away, "okay so I did have sex with 7 guys-"
"7 GUYS" Mia and reena said in unison cutting off Jamie "listen jay you need to get your life in check, find these 7 guys and find out which ones the dad before you know who finds out."

Jamie's life started to become all too real,
She would have to figure out the father, decide whether she wanted to keep the child and if she did, she'd have to find a way to raise it.

She felt like an idiot.
She sure as hell felt phat though.