Chapter 6

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Narrator's pov.:

"Sorry, we're running late."Honey said being carried by Mori walking with Luna."Hello, Honey! Hey, Mori!"a girl
with black hair said."We've been waiting here for you guys, hi!"Another one said
"I'm sorry.I was waiting for Takashi to finish his Kendo meeting and I fell asleep.And I'm still not completely awake."He said sleepily but cutely and being carried down by Mori.
"So cute!"The girls squealed.
"Is that boy really a third year student?"Haruhi said to her younger sister and she nodded.
"Honey-senpai may seem young and childish, but he's a prodigy.And then Mori-senpai's allure is his strong and silent disposition."Kyoya said walking behind her.
"Haru-chan!"Honey said cheerfully holding her hand and running around in circles"Hey, Haru-chan, do you wanna go have some cake with me?"He said as he stoppe
"Thanks, but I don't really like cake."Haruhi said in dizziness
"Then how would you like to hold my bunny, Usa-chan?"He asked
"I'm not into bunnies."Haruhi said still dizzy while Luna smiled amused.
"Are you saying you don't like Usa-chan?"He said cutely.Haruhi looked at the bunny and looked like it just blushed.
"I guess he is kinda cute, huh?"Haruhi said to Honey and Honey looked almost surprised.Luna looked up and another light bulb turned on with a ding'2 down and 4 more till they know she's a girl'Luna thought.
"Take good care of him, okay?"Honey said back to normal and went to the girls."Honey-Senpai save me some cake okay"Luna almost shouted and Honey nodded a yes.
"You'll notice that our club utilizes each man's unique characteristics to cater to the desires of our guests.Just so you know, Tamaki is number one around here.He's the king.His request rate is seventy percent."Kyoya said.
"What's this world coming to?"Luna and Haruhi said the same time.
"And in order for you two to pay off your eight million yen debt with us, both of you will act as the Ouran Host Club's dogs until you two graduate.I'm sorry, I meant our errand boy and girl.You to can try to run away if you want to, Haruhi and Luna, but just so you know, my family employs a private police force of one hundred officers.By the way, do you have passports?"Kyoya said.

"If the country's heard that then you'll regret saying it"Luna mumbled softly so no one can hear.
"You're going to have to work hard to pay off that debt, my little nerd."Tamaki said blowing on Haruhi's ear shocking her"Please don't do that again."She said holding her neck.
"You need a makeover, or no girl's going to look twice at you."Tamaki said
"Yeah, well, he's not trying to get girls to look at him"Luna said beside her big sister.
"Are you kidding me?That's the most important thing.You guys have to learn to be a gentleman and a Lady and please the ladies like me Haruhi and other gentlemen Luna."Tamaki said while posing
'I already learned the art of flirting from France,Spain,Prussia,and the other countries and being a lady from England so I still don't get what you mean idiot.'Luna thought trying to not cross her arms.
"We just don't think it's all that important.Why should we care about appearances and labels anyway?"
Luna and Haruhi said.
"I mean, all that really matters is what's on the inside, right?"Luna started
"We don't understand why you even have a host club like this."Haruhi said finishing her sister's sentence
"It's a cruel reality, isn't it?It's not often that god creates a perfect person like moi!Beautiful both inside and out."Tamaki said dramatically
"Say what?"Haruhi and Luna said confused(?)
"I understand how you both feel since not everyone is as blessed as I am, but you two must console yourselves, otherwise how would you go on living?And think about this, Haruhi and Luna.Why do you think they put works of art in museums?Because beauty should be shared with the world.And those born beautiful should promote other beautiful things...."Tamaki continued.
"There's a word to describe people like him."Luna said.
Haruhi:"What is it?"
Luna:"Odd?"she guessed
Haruhi:"No,couldn't be that"she said to her.
Tamaki:"For those working day and night, pursing beauty. And..."he continued again.
Luna:"A frog?"she guessed again
Haruhi:"No,that's not it,Oh man, I wish I could remember that word."She said thinking while Hikaru and Kaoru walked past them stopping.
Tamaki:"I've chosen to share my expertise with you two.Here's a tip.When setting down your glass, extend your pinky finger as a cushion.And that way, when you set it down, you won't be making a lot of noise.Gentlemen do not make uncouth sounds.Besides..."he still continued.
Haruhi:"Maybe, a pain in the neck?"
Luna:"Nah.There's something that fits him perfectly."
Tamaki:"...But above all else, Haruhi, you must remember......how effective a glance to this side can be."He finished.
Luna and Haruhi:"Huh, I got it."
Tamaki:"Oh, did I strike a chord between y-"
Haruhi:"Obnoxious."
Luna:"Narcissistic."
And then Tamaki went to sulk in the corner growing mushrooms.
Haruhi and Luna:"I'm sorry, Tamaki-senpai."
Hikaru:"You're both heroines, all right."He said while he and his twin placed their hands on the other twins heads.
'But he is a pain in the neck.'Luna and Haruhi thought.
"I'm sorry, senpai."Haruhi started
"But your lesson did strike a small chord with us."Luna finished the sentence.
Tamaki stood up and said"Really,It did?Let me teach you more, my friends."He said coolly.
"Well, he got over that quick."Haruhi said.
"No kidding,I think he's also bipolar"Luna whispered to her big sister and she nodded"Big sister is it okay to go to the cooking club?Im just gonna join them bake or cook something."Luna said"Sure but come back here when your done baking."Haruhi said and Luna ran off.

Kaoru:"Boss"
Tamaki:"Call me king"
Kaoru:"You can teach him all the basics of hosting..."He Started
Hikaru:"...but he's not going to get very far with the ladies if he doesn't look the part, you know.He's not exactly host club material, but maybe if we took off his glasses, it'll help."He finished the sentence taking off Haruhi's glasses and him and his twin looked shocked
Haruhi:"Hey, I need those!I used to have contacts, but I lost them."



(Author-chan:You kinda know the drill already
Hikaru and Kaoru get the clothes for Haruhi Mori gets the contact lenses and Kyoya contacts Tamaki's hair stylist and Honey eats cake with USA-chan so....To be continued in the next chapter)
Bye~
June 2018

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