I'M A DUMPLING WAH

HAJIMA

Yo. It's Zaff again. Sorry for my rant that you just read. But yeah, Vson is still an asshole. I'm going to say that very many times in this book it's a fact. No lie. 

;) CAUGHT IN A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. 

I'm in class again.

So uhhh. I got my promotion dress yesterday... and shoes. WAH. I'm also listening to Blackpink with mah headphones. I wish I brought my own headphones. They're more comfortable. 

I still have about 33 minutes until lunch. Ugh. I'm starving. I didn't eat breakfast earlier. Or dinner last night. Then that means I haven't eaten since 1:10 yesterday afternoon. WOW.

I know that my older brother Ziyaad would've said, "CHILD, YOU NEED TO EAT." So this morning, I was hanging out with Phalysa (phalysa, I know tht ur reading this) and we were just laying on the grass like usual. I laid down there and Phalysa laid next to me and started holding on to me. I swear, she's part Koala. :) Then my other friend Jaide came to us and she looked in my mini backpack. (yes, I have a mine backpack) She saw my lip gloss and wanted to apply it on me, so she did part of it. Phalysa wanted to do the rest and she did too. She tried doing my bottom but the whole time she did, we both kept laughing. 

Phalysa: STOP MAKING THAT FACE. IT'S TOO FUNNY.

Zaff: NUUUUUUUUUUU

Phalysa: *laughs her ass off*

Zaff: *also laughs ass off*

WAH

Phalysa I know you're reading this.

And just to mess with Jaide, I said that Phalysa is my girlfriend. Jaide then left as my other friend, Ethan, came and I told him that Phalysa is my girlfriend. 

Ethan: So, wait, you guys are a gay couple?

Zaff: Yerp :)

Ethan: You know that Phalysa always puts her head on Christian's shoulder, right?

Zaff: *says dramatically* YoU'vE bEeN cHeAtInG oN mE!? 

Phalysa: *also says dramatically* No, I wOuLd NeVeR dO tHaT.

Ethan: You guys are major couple goals. :)

Zaff: I KNOW RIGHT :)

*as we're walking back to class*

Zaff: You know what, you can tell your idiot of a cousin that we're dating now. (we're not actually dating in real life... yet ;)) 

Phalysa: Yeah, just be like "Vson, you got replaced by your own cousin. FuCk OfF nOw." *puts up middle finger*

Zaff and Phalysa: *both laugh their asses off.*

*we're in class now* Inalani, Carmine and meh work on our project since Layla and Jayden aren't here. 

Zaff: Is Ray on his period?

Inalani: Probably.

Carmine: WaTeR

Zaff: Wah

Zaff: Otay, what do you want me to work on

Carmine: Write our names on the board

Zaff: Otay

Inalani: *plays BTS music on chrome book*

Zaff: *takes Carmine's chrome book and changes wallpaper to Blackpink*

Inalani and Zaff: *laughs their asses off*

(I didn't even write that much and it's already 12:57 waht the frigg)

*skip to presentation*

Carmine: Okay so there's four to five players in this game. You just go around the board twice before you go against the dragon. 

Zaff and Inalani: *demonstrates how to play the game* 

Zaff: Okay, number 51 asks... what's the answer to this algebra problem. I say, seven.

Carmine: That is correct

Zaff: Yay. *moves game piece*

All three of us: *finish presenting*

Alrighty I'm gonna go to lunch. I'll be back. 

Otay doods I'm back from lunch.

So I'll explain what happened during that time.

I was hanging out with Phalysa as usual. 

Phalysa: I almost pinned down Gavin

Zaff: Why?

Phalysa: He kept making weird moans.

Zaff: Oh Mah Lord

Phalysa: Ok, sit like this. *demonstrates*

Zaff: *does whats told*

Phalysa: That's how Gavin was like and I took hands like this

she grabbed my hands and pinned me to the ground.

Vson: *yells* PHALYSA WHAT ARE YOU DOING (is this little midget jEaLoUs?)

Phalysa: nothing

she gets off of meh and she lays down on the ground with me. 

Christian comes in and talks to ussssssss

Christian: Zaffirah has feelings for NiChOlAs 

Zaff: Fuck you. I do not.

Phalysa: Who's Nicholas?

Zaff: Some kid I'm friends with and met from Sly Park.

Vson: What did you say to Christian?

Zaff: I said FuCk YoU

Vson: Why?

Zaff: Cuz he's being an asshole.

Vson: Since when is he ever an asshole?

Phalysa: Always

Vson: I think you're talking about yourself *leaves*

Zaff: PhAlYsA dIs BoI NeEdS tO cOmE uP wItH a NeW cOmEbAcK

Zaff: HE ALWAYS USES THE SAME COMEBACKS. WHEN I WAS ROASTING HIM LAST WEEK HE SAID "have you looked in the mirror lately" OR "I think your talking about yourself." LIKE BITCH, COME UP WITH A NEW COMEBACK IF YOU'RE GONNA TRY AND ROAST ME

Phalysa: EXACTLY