Uhhhh. I am now sleep deprived because Grandma Jin and Grandpa Namjoon were fucking in their room. And the thing is... my room is right next to theirs. So I went to oppa Woozi's room because his room is the farthest from Namjoon and Jin's. When we were in there, we sprayed his whole room with holy water and blasted Panic! At the Disco to drown out the noise.
BUT IT DIDN'T FUCKING WORK.
Later on, I decided to get a carrot from the fridge. But as I walked past their room, THE DOOR WAS OPEN. AND I SAW CARROTS ALL OVER THE FLOOR WITH WHITE STUFF ON IT. I'm scared to eat now. I ran back to Woozi's room and then saw Vernon, Matthew, Sydnie, and Jimin holding Jiwon because their rooms are near Namjoon and Jin too.
And Sita told me that when she was going to go to the bathroom, NAMJOON AND JIN'S DOOR WAS STILL OPEN.
We have been scarred for life. And now all of the children in the household are sleep deprived. Well, Sydnie and I are fine because we're night owls but as for the others, they're done for.
So today I had to bleach Namjoon and Jin's room because it smelled horrible. And my oppas helped me drench the room in holy water.
Pray for us that this scenario won't happen again.
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Ficțiune generalăUhhhhhh..... Hai. So this is based on rl....... kinda.... no... THIS IS JUST MADE FROM THE TWELFTH DIMENSION. So uhhh........ it's about a kid with a weird family and life so yauh. And it includes BTS so other ARMYs plz dont get triggered.
