Daughter: I'm gonna come home a little late from Alex's. We are trying to get his cum out of my hair. Lol don't ask
Mom: GET HOME RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY! AND I WILL ASK BECAUSE I AM YOUR MOTHER!
Daughter: Wow mom chill out what are you freaking out about?? We were just making out and it came out and got stuck in my hair.
Mom: WHY WAS HIS PENIS NEAR YOUR HAIR!
Daughter: What??... I don't... OH GOD NO! GUM GUM! LIKE CHEWING GUM! NO MOM! YOU NO I WOULD NEVER!!!!! UGH MOM NO! I HATE AUTO-CORRECT
Mom: Okay sweetie, tell Alex I say hi.
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Funny Conversations
RandomLOL!!!!!! The title is self explanatory. I own none of these conversations there from the internet and some really weird conversations I've been in soooo. Oh yeah BYE!!!!
