Guy: Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No but it stung like a bitch when I crawled out from hell.
Guy: Um..... Don't your feet hurt? you been running in my head all day.
Girl: Yes they do, chasing people in there nightmares is hard work.
Guy: your pants would look great on my bedroom floor.
Girl: Cool, you can buy the same pair for $10 at Walmart.
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Funny Conversations
RandomLOL!!!!!! The title is self explanatory. I own none of these conversations there from the internet and some really weird conversations I've been in soooo. Oh yeah BYE!!!!