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Guy: Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Girl: No but it stung like a bitch when I crawled out from hell.

Guy: Um..... Don't your feet hurt? you been running in my head all day.

Girl: Yes they do, chasing people in there nightmares is hard work.

Guy: your pants would look great on my bedroom floor.

Girl: Cool, you can buy the same pair for $10 at Walmart.

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