Playing Dumb - Youtubers fanfiction

Chapter 1

NOTE: All characters in this fanfiction are real except for Luke and Allison. They are both made up. Hope you enjoy <3

Joe Sugg POV.

"Joe! Someone's out the door, get it!" Zoe yells from the livingroom. I run down stairs and see her watching Netflix. I went to her and snatched a handful of popcorn from her bowl and dropped it in my mouth. "Hey! Don't touch my food. I never said you can have any," she snaps. "Go open the door already! You're wasting time".

"Alright, jeez. Shutup," I said under my breathe as I went to the door and opened it. My friend Luke was standing at the door.

"Hey, dude. Just wanted to come in for some fun. So, what are doing?" Luke asked. I looked back at Zoe watching Netflix and turned back at him. "Nothing," I replied.

"What's your sister doing?" Luke asked.

"Just watching Netflix. I'm not watching it with her, so you shouldn't either," I said as I walked to the dining room. Luke and I were just sitting in the dining room, doing something on our iPhones to keep us busy.

"I'm going to ask her for some popcorn," Luke said as he got up.

"No, wait! She doesn't like it when people touch her food. Just forget it," I warned. Luke just kept on going to the livingroom, ignoring every word I said. A few seconds later, he came back to the dining room with a handful of popcorn.

"So, you're sister doesn't like you as much as she likes me. I guess you have bad luck," Luke laughs. "Hey, Allison wanted me to tell you that she's in the mood for shopping tomarrow"

"Oh no. Tell her i'm not going," I said.

"But she's going to be mad," Luke said. "And you should never leave a girl alone like that. Have you're parents ever tought you how to treat a girl?"

"Yeah, but I have plans tomarrow," I said as an excuse. "Like...gardening".

"Yeah right," Luke said in sarcasm. "I will be with you guys, okay? You'll never know where things are on sale". I rolled my eyes. "Okay, I will go. What's there to buy?"

"Like shoes," Luke replied.

"That's all?"

"Like stuff," Luke added. "Shirts, Jeans, and...stuff".

"You is them so dumb stupid idiot. So all we're getting is stuff to wear? What happened with your sense of humor?" I laughed.

"What happened with your grammer?" Luke said back. I just continued laughing. 'You is them so dumb stupid idiot'. Really, Joe? Really? Joe the hoe?

"What did you expect? Food or something?" Luke asked me. "I can take you out to breakfast if you want. Allison's an early girl, so you need to wake up early."

"You know I don't wake up early, Luke," I said. "What about lunch?"

"Literally, when you have breakfast, it's lunch. You wake up really late and i'm not even kidding. Remember when you fell asleep driving and I was in the car with you? You crashed my aunt's car through a shat tree," Luke said.

"What in tarnation is a shat tree," I said.

"Forget what I said," Luke sighed.

"Okay," I said. "Isn't about time you go home now?"

"It's only ten at night," Luke answers. Forgot to mention, he sleeps late. "Can I like sleep over or something? Bro?"

"Sure, if you want. Zoe won't mind. You can stay in the guest room and I can let you wear my clothes," I said. "Zoe has clean toothbrushes and toothpaste in the bathroom cabinet, I can get that for you".

"I already brushed my teeth before coming to your house," Luke said.

"But you ate popcorn," I reminded him. "You sure about that?"

"Oh yeah. Nevermind. You stalker, why do you keep track of my moves?" Luke shook his head and went upstairs to the bathroom. I watched him shut the door and got up from the table to get my laptop from the livingroom. Zoe fell asleep on the sofa and the TV was still on. She was in the middle of watching Frozen. I turned off the TV and left my sister in the livingroom. I carried my laptop upstairs to my guest room and went to charge my phone. Then, I sat on my bed and turned on my laptop to check Twitter.

To my surprise, Caspar hadn't posted in so long. It's starting to make me want to go back to our house. Staying in Zoe's house makes me feel sometimes homesick. I couldn't record any videos lately without Caspar. I just need to do at least one more collab.

Zoe walked straight into my guest room looking tired. I waved at her awkwardly. "Why didn't you tell me Luke was staying over?" Zoe asked. I shrugged my shoulders.

"Because you were sleeping I guess," I answered. "How come you woke up?"

"I was napping," Zoe said. "Wait, Joe? Why do you look so tired?"

"Because it's freakin night," I answered. Zoe shook her head and took something out of her pocket. "Here. Keep this, I made it for you. If you dare to take it off, I will cut you".

"Really Zoe? You will cut me if I take it off? You're a girl you can't cut me," I said.

"But I'm older than you," Zoe laughed. "It's for good luck. Don't loose it". With that, she shut my lights and left the room. I couldn't image anything, so I turned on the lamp next to the bedside.

"Did Zoe make me a protection neckalace? What does she want to protect me from," I asked myself. "I mean, I don't need protection. I live in a world where I can be free. There isn't any vampires, zombies, werewolves, or anything."

"Why are you talking to yourself?" Luke asked as he walked into my room. He was wearing my clothes. My favorite blue shirt and grey shorts. Oh great, Joe. You let him take your favorite things.

"Nothing," I said. "Hey, Luke. Can we not go shopping with Allison tomarrow? I don't feel like it and I feel pretty homesick. Sorry, but enjoy your shopping day with Allison."

"How do you feel homesick? You have your sister here, right?" Luke asked. "Or do you miss someone from home?"

"Second choice," I said. "Caspar's probably lonely. I can tell, he isn't posting anything new on all social media sites. I hadn't posted anything new either and I think it's making Caspar worried also".

"But you never met Allison in real life. I talked about her to you, but you can only image how she looks like. Come on, Joe. Just visit her once, and you can go home by yourself. Okay?" Luke said. "Be where you want to, but just remember to text me".

"Is Allison hot?" I asked.

"You're a perv," Luke laughed. I gave him a look showing that i'm not a perv. My name is Joe. And Luke sometimes call me perverted names like Sloppy Joe. And Joe The Hoe. But, I don't seem to be offended by those names because I usually laugh at them.

"Can you describe Allison for me?" I asked. Luke shook his head. "Okay fine. If i let you sleep with me, then will you describe her for me?".

"On the ball," Luke replied and I laughed. Luke jumped in besides me.

"You smell like me," I said. "I hate how you're wearing my clothes".

"Yeah...so, Allison is a girl," Luke said. I raised my eyebrow. Obviously. "And she has light brunette hair, and green-blue eyes. Joe, she's very sensitive. If you say something hurtful, she's going to burst out in tears. And you don't want her to cry in public."

"Seriously. She's a crybaby now?" I rolled my eyes. "Oh my god... yeah... I'm not seeing this girl. I'm going straight home tomarrow morning. And early. So, you'll be sleeping."

"Joe! No," Luke hissed. "Oh, pleased. It's like we've never seen you cry before. Remember when you started crying when you lost a game to Zoey?"

"That's because I hate loosing against my sister," I said back. "In other cases, I wouldn't cry. It's easy for you to say".

"Can we just go to sleep already!" Luke sighed. "Goodnight, Joe".

"Goodnight, Luke," I said. I shut my lamp and pulled my covers half way my body. I turned to the other side of bed and shut my eyes.