He put his big green beast inside me.
True enlightenment runs through my body.
I scream. He whispers calmly to me "it's okay. I'm here."
He pulls himself out of me. I see my dry shit on his dick.
He roars.
I calm him eventually.
He says " Why is there crap on my penis?"
I tell him " I don't wipe." Then I shrug my shoulders.
He slaps me across the face.
I whip out my wang and say "I can give you it up the arse if you like."
He moans " I don't wipe either" then he smirks. I scream.
"WHAT?!"
"I'm leaving you."
