classic sans x reader(punny love)

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(Y/n) was trying to hold in her laughter, she watched as sans tried to get his ketchup bottle from papyrus who was refusing to give him because of his continued puns, "c'mon bro, admit that it is punny" "SANS!!!!" "alright, i PROMis not to give a SINGle pun again" sans said pointing to the tv, the girl on the show was singing about prom, (y/n) couldn't hold it any more, she burst out laughing at papyrus's red face, papyrus took a very deep breath "OH MY GOD!!!! SANS, NO!!!" papyrus yelled while sans just grinned "fine fine, i wont say another pun if you give me the 'Catch-up'" sans said, papyrus looked at sans with a 'are you serious' look and said "NO KETCHUP FOR YOU!!!" Sans ground "come on papy, look at Sans, he may be a punner but he's still a boney brother, who simply wants to ketchup to you" (y/n) said and smiled while papyrus was about to explode, sans fell on the floor laughing at both the puns and his brother "HUMAN!!! NOT YOU TOO!!! I KNEW THAT SANS WAS A BAD INFLUENCE!!!" "dont worry papy, im cured from this influence" (y/n) said and papyrus had a look of relief "THANK YOU HUMAN! NOW SANS, ONE MORE PUN AND THE KETCHUP BOTTLE WILL BE WITH ME!" "So... you mean i have to 'ketchup' with you....with a bottle? No problem bro" sans said standing back up ".....SANS!!!!!!!"  Papyrus yelled and left with the bottle to his room, (y/n) laughed so hard that she fell of the couch, sans started laughing as well couse of the fall, after the two have calmed down sans spoke "do ya wanna go to grillby's kid?" "Sure" (y/n) spoke while getting of the floor, sans held out his hand, (y/n) looked at him "are we doing the short-cuts again?" (Y/n) got her reply with a simple 'yep', she took sans hand and instantly felt dizzy, (y/n) closed her eyes, "you can open your eyes kid" sans said and indead they were out side of grillby's, both of them walked inside and went to there usual seats, "what would you two like today?" Grillby said coming out of the back room "ketchup" sans said, (y/n) looked at him with a 'are you serious' look, the same one papyrus showed sans but less tensed, sans just shrugged "what about you (y/n)?" "Just a (F/D)(favourite drink)" grillby nodded and went away to bring what was asked, "so, you just out smarted your brother?" (Y/n) asked and looked at sans, he simply said "no, I 'ketchup' to him" sans chuckled "no you cought up to horrable grammer" (y/n) snickered while sans just shrugged, grillby came back with a bottle of ketchup and a glass of (F/D), after the two have chatted and gave puns to one another, it was time to leave, grillby came in and (y/n) was about to pay until sans beated her to it "dont worry 'bout it kid" he said, (y/n) got a little blush but it was barely visible, it is true that she had a crush on the punny skeleton, but she didn't think that he would like her back so she kept her feelings to her self, both sans and (y/n) came out and looked at each other, "hey (y/n) wanna go to a place you probably didnt see?" Sans suggested "sure" (y/n) agreed and as alway sans took a short cut, they both came to a beautiful place, (y/n) was wide eyed, the scenery was breath taking and just simply... beautiful, there were blue flowers all over the place there was also a beautiful water fall with a beautiful blue coloure that reflected and gave the littl area a beautiful view, (y/n) started absorbing the wierd yet beautiful flower, "its an echo flower it repeats everything you say" sans said also looking at some echo flower "its amazing" (y/n) said and giggled as the echo flower repeated 'its amazing' sans then started whispering something to a echo flower, once he was done he looked at (y/n) and had a tint of blue on his cheek bones, he then went away to look at the water falls, (y/n) looked at sans then at the flower 'what got him all blushing?' (Y/n) thought, Her curiosity got the best of her and she walked up to the flower and listend 'i-i been meaning to tell you this that, when we first met i got this wierd feeling in my chest, and i didnt know right away what it was but i soon started to realise, it was love....
I brought you here for 2 resons, one is that to see if this place was beautiful as you, but it isn't couse you are more beautiful then this place and the second one is to ask you, and to tell you that... i love you, i know that i am a punny skeleton and can be lazy at times, so i understand if you dont have the same feelings as me but just for the sake of love, will you out with me?' (Y/n) was shoked, she blushed and looked at sans who looked at her with a blue blush and waited for her to do something, (y/n) still couldnt believe that her crush liked her back, she then came close to the echo flower and whisperd, ' you are not just a punny and both lazy skeleton, you are more to me, when i met you, i was happy that i became friends with some one but i soon started to gain a crush on you, it is shoking to hear your own crush returning your feelings, so all i have to say is, i love you too..', after (y/n) finished talking to the echo flower she stepped aside and allowed sans to go to the echo flower, sans hesitated but went to the flower and started to listen, in the meanwhile (y/n) looked at the water falls and indead it was the most beautiful thing (y/n) has ever seen, and the fact that sans told her that she is more beautiful made her blush, (y/n) suddenly felt arms around her, she turned around to look at sans who had blue on his cheek bones, "is that true?" He asked "only if you are" (y/n) said and smiled at sans, sans looked at her and smiled he hugged her and (y/n) returned the hug "i love you" sans and came closer to (y/n) "i love you too" (y/n) said and closed the gap between the both, the kiss had  passion but it had to stop at some point, "we better get back" (y/n) said and sans as always took a short cut, once they were in the house papyrus looked at sans and said "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" "umm... nowhere and everywhere at the same time" sans said and sweat dropped, "HUMAN WHERE HAS HE BEEN?" Sans looked at (y/n) and had a 'please dont' look, "we were at waterfalls" sans mentally sighed in relief "HMM...WHAT DID YOU DO THERE?" "w-well we talked about....things.." (y/n) said blushing, papyrus looked at (y/n) and then at sans, he then all of a sudden went over joy, "WOWWIE DID SANS FINALLY ASKED YOU OUT?!!" (Y/n) looked at sans who's face was fully blue, "y-yea he did" after hearing those words papyrus started running around the house like a 5 year old and after a good minute he left to his room, both (y/n) and sans chuckled at papyrus reaction until sans spoke "knock knock" (y/n) looked at sans and said "who's there?" "I lava" "i lava who?" "I lava you" (y/n) looked at the grinning sans and said.."knock knock" sans looked at (y/n) and said "whos there?" " me and" "me and who?" "Me and you" (y/n) smiled and right at the moment befor sans could close the gap between him and (y/n), he got hit with a ketchup bottle "HUMAN, THE BAD INFLUENCE IS BACK!!!" papyrus said looking at you "paps, i think its gonna stay"  (y/n) said "i told you i would 'ketchup to ya bro, with a bottle" sans said rubbing his skull where he got hit, papyrus made a 'NOPE' face, turned around and left, sans and (y/n) laughed and after that, (y/n) and sans finally had yet another passionate kiss...

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